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Union Carpenter. Local Landmark. Stories about me are probably true but I tell them better.
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We're going to get an antipasto pope

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Toddler is sick so we're watching George of the Jungle and I'm glad to say It Holds Up

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My social feed after that hockey game

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I spend all day at work checking for things to fix, and infallibly each time, a few hours later I get a text asking to fix what I just did. Should I tell them it's already done or enjoy a break for the time it would have taken to do?

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Somebody resurrect Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico so he rightly depose of this usurper

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Traditionally the GOP tests new policies in the states first before implementing them on the federal level

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When the toddler wants Ice Cream but they asked Dad

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Trying to figure out how to explain to my father why musk named it DOGE "40 years ago he would have named it the Central Office Watching Actionable Bureaucracy Under National Government Authority" ".... COWABUNGA?" "Yes" "Is he a fucking child?"

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The toddler proudly emptied her market basket on the cashier's counter Cashier: Excellent choices! That will be Five Dollars Toddler: *incredulous* I don't have any money

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