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YOU CANT WIN

wearing my glasses to sleep so i can see the hat man in my dreams before he sees me

it is 2015. i am getting into mecha fiction. the largest circle is home to a reactionary author who harasses trans women it is 2020. i am getting into mecha fiction. the largest circle is home to a reactionary author who harasses trans women it is 2025. i am getting into mecha fiction. the largest

Preacher: "Jesus is the answer." *gets blasted in the face with a coconut* Rowdy Roddy Piper: "JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!"

The opening paragraph of Philip K. Dick's final novel, THE TRANSMIGRATION OF TIMOTHY ARCHER, belongs in the opening-paragraph hall of fame

what could possibly go wrong

ptsd kinda sucks

Accidentally activating my Fulton Extraction device and killing everyone in the elevator

for all my complaints about Quebec, i am currently at a library that will sell you a glass of beer

I am cursed with a condition in which, whenever I leave openings in my improv jokes for others to play off, they destroy my premise and take the bit in a whole other direction. I call it my Yes-Andra Complex.

Done. I think all five of you will enjoy this one.

writing is hard because you flip back and forth between "I am a literal fraud and this book will never be completed" and "I am a literary sex goddess and this book will earn me the affections of seven comely lasses" or maybe that's just me idk

ADDENDUM!! Autistic Rizz: EXPLAINED www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2B2mdjE/

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

yeah

Who's prepared for... THE CASEY AWARDS!?

Is there anything they can't ruin? @theonion.com

french pinup artists were on a different level

i'm doing it, i'm balatring

Not sure if I should call Non Binary person King or Queen when complimenting them so I settle on Monarch

When will I be able to take demon HRT

Economists have to go to school for so long because it is a very difficult field. It takes a lot of time and energy to figure out a reason why paying poor people more money is bad for them.

ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around. THE NEWS:

Getting Jiggy #comics #webcomic #humor

“…We are Saaaaaad.” #FF8 #FFVIII

as a guy who actually *likes* going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"

おみぃさん #FGO

It's weird how shallow and facile the Isekai genre is these days. Vision of Escaflowne and Fushigi Yuugi depicted these incredibly vibrant, fully realized worlds and now it's all "Tee hee what if Dragon Quest was real." And people eat it up every time!

New Spamton shirt idea

Trying to convince my friend to start a youtube channel where he spills all the kpop tea he knows about from being a fan since like 2009

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

posting this old piece again for no reason whatsoever

This is how cats lived before they were domesticated btw

Me, whispering into my glass of cooking wine "IRL Dolores Dei woulda picked me tho 😔"

I enjoy this dress.