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Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
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my first piece for The Atlantic. i will be providing more incisive commentary like this, when called upon to do so.

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This moment still goes so incredibly hard

submitted 10 hours ago • 18 comments

Emperor: (drunk) it’s a laser gun the size of a MOON Darth Vader: (also drunk) lol wtf

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Always, this work of art from @happytoast.bsky.social

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I’m not normally one to share betting tips, but my two current frontrunners in the event of a Pope-off are: Cardinal Pizzaballa, who if he doesn’t pick Papa John as his papal name has frankly missed a trick. Cardinal Ambongo, who as he comes from the Congo, already has his own papal theme tune.

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our labrador is at the vets, they've given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Hang the hell on… are capes finally in fashion?!

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He scores when he wants…

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My mind whenever the news mentions 'county line gangs':

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My compliments to whoever built and labelled 801 rooms just for this sign to make some passing sense.

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“We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world—a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully.” - Hunter S. Thompson, (July 18, 1937 – February 20, 2005)

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20 years since we lost Hunter S. Thompson. “Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”

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*gets buried under pictures of a dog with an Afro and sunglasses* #TOTP

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Country notorious for being positively riddled with actual Nazis welcomes Argentinian visitor.

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Drugs sure are a hell of a drug.

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That’s it, isn’t it? All of this cruelty, the wall, the covfefe, the bluster and dog-whistling and persecution. It’s all a front. It’s a heist. Trump’s going to rob Fort Knox. There you go, there’s a crazy leftist conspiracy theory for you.

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I’m actually kind of impressed. Within a month of taking office, Trump has not only done for Richard Nixon what Liz Truss did for Lord North, he’s also done an absolute solid for George III into the bargain.

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I see Sean Bean has his own range of pizzas in the Netherlands.

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🤣🤣🤣

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What’s the Russian word for Anschluss?

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Representing Russia: -Marco Rubio -Sergei Lavrov -Mike Waltz -Yuri Ushakov -Steve Witkoff Representing Saudi Arabian money and oil interests: -Prince Faisal bin Farhan -Musaed al-Aiban Representing Ukraine: -

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