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One time at work, a coworker’s wife got us lunch. She was going on and on about how poor the service was where she got the food and that the whole ordeal was a disaster. When I opened my “chicken sandwich” it was just a bun and lettuce. I felt bad so I didn’t say anything for YEARS.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The cute guy at work went out of his way to tell me that he kept the silly note I gave him.. Then proceeded to post a video of his girlfriend and him on vacation a couple weeks later. 😬 sSsSsSomething about that.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Waltzed into Best Buy at like 4pm yesterday and easy peasy picked up a Switch 2. Nintendo really fucked the scalpers on this one and it warms my heart.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

When one of my co workers quits/gets fired, it takes me at least a month to realize it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Love a plump bird.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Anytime I see someone eating ice cream I can’t stop myself from saying “where’d you get that?!”

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Its a vibe

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Girl dinner, but it’s just a pile of creamed spinach.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The 2013 Evil Dead movie is flawless and that’s not an opinion, that’s a fact.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Do you ever feel like you need to hold a puppy sooo bad?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I could go for a candle that smells like pencil shavings.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We have to stop making the tuna salad sweet. I’ve had about enough. What are we doing here?

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Having to refurnish a house and all I can think about is "how much pink is too much pink?"

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments