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drchoochmd.bsky.social
Not a real doctor IT Professional, Aging Punk, Mustache Haver 33, he/him
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Favorite part of getting my hair cut is standing outside and watching people push on the locked door of the adjacent business, then try to play it off

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While I do appreciate the weather mirroring my soul, I'd like a single full day without rain. It doesn't make me depressed, but it does give me an excuse to be a lazy fuck

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Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't about to fuck around

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In local news: Silly goose only interested in company of other silly gooses. More on this story at 9!

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Y'all got a nap I can borrow for a few hours?

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Just got back from camping and boy was it nice not to having the internet but it sure is nice to have clean balls again

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Study Finds You Can Just Walk Out of Target With Stuff and You Probably Won’t Get Caught thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...

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If you don't commit to the bit we can't be friends

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For those (the single one of you) who wants to see it - I present you with the blowout.

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Was trying to dry my hair quickly and accidentally gave myself a 70's blowout. Not saying I didn't crush it, but it was unexpected nonetheless

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Today's incredibly fruitful trip to the record store on lunch!

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STZA from Leftover Crack getting beat up at Punk Rock Bowling really did make my day.

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Somebody wanna put me to sleep like a dog? You'd be cooler if you did.

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Getting older has me realizing that embracing the gray in your hair is punk rock. It takes a lot of pride and self confidence to lean into going gray. We all get older, man. Accept it.

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I give off "I grew up fat" energy

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You know what's cooler than sleep? Getting called for critical outages when you're asleep or getting ready for bed. Just kidding, I'd much rather be sleeping. 😭😭😭

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May I present you with the cuck chairs in my local bar's bathroom.

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Idk what all this "BlueSky is dying" is all about. But I guess I need to increase my shit posting quotas

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Making friends in your 30's is about as easy as making it through a day without finding new grey hairs on my head.

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I formulate my best skeets from the comfort of my bathroom

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I can't be handsome, funny, AND smart. I've focused two and we all know which one I'm not, right?

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As dumb as you feel right now, remember that you're not the one who just spilled a gallon bag full of salt water all over yourself and your kitchen floor

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Today's just felt weird, y'all.

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