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My super power is parallel parking. she/her
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Hanging out at the hospital while my dad has surgery. I've got another four hours to wait, provided everything goes well. I'm just hiding in the car, which is my happy place. Apparently I should go get something to eat, but I'm too comfy in the car. I love my car.

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I find mechanics sexy.

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A @thepwhl.com afternoon! Toronto vs Ottawa. #PWHL

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Excited to go see Toronto vs Ottawa this afternoon! I don't have any #PWHL merch, so I'll try to get by wearing my Leafs jersey.

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for personal reasons, i will be screaming for the next hour

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

Go Leafs Go! #LeafsForever

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I bet Dara Ó Briain has a fascinating skull. #Taskmaster

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Nothing better to do than engage in some doomscrolling.

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Oatmeal raisin cookies count as breakfast, right? It's 5:00am, the dog kicked me out of bed, and I'm hungry.

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Today I am "ate too many cookies and spoiled my dinner" years old.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

So, um. What's the artificial sweetener that makes you shit yourself if you have too much?

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Pretty impressed with the amount of damage to Tänak's car after that ditch encounter! Good on him for not getting it stuck there. #WRC #RallyeMonteCarlo

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Rallye Monte Carlo, day one! I love the night stages, not just because they're exciting, but also because they're on while I'm awake. #WRC

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My anti-depressant smells like white glue.

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"You have to say 'do I have an accordion here with a couple bullets in it?'" @countscrofula.bsky.social #NoContext

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Motherfucker looks like when Dr. Strangelove couldn't control his arm

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So we're sitting here, all nestled in, watching the hockey game, and the dog trots in with a bag of Oreos in his mouth. He goes straight to his bed and lays down with the bag to dig right in. He got the spirit, but Oreos are not for dogs. #dogs

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My husband just walked past with a tin of something and a fan. I should probably go see what's going on.

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We put the couch back together on the first try! Time for a cocktail.

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Well *now* who's going to 'fuck Trudeau'? #cdnpoli

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

#TarotSky If I'm doing multiple readings in a day and the same card comes up over and over again, I start to suspect that the message is for *me*, not the people I'm doing the reading for.

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I've never even owned the same make of car more than once! Cars are like fancy little hole-in-the-wall restaurants. Sure I could go back to one I know, but there's a whole wide world of choices!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

If you throw up on yourself first thing in the morning, the rest of the day is a piece of cake.

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It wasn't completely frozen! It only took an hour to get the car running again. Let that be a lesson to me.

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How long does it take a battery blanket to thaw out a battery? #weirdcarbs

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Dave made soft pretzel bites for this party we're going to. They are so delicious that I want to steal them and eat them while hiding in a closet. Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

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Please enjoy this picture of my cat responsibly. #cats

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