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Coming this summer from Trump Studios, a division of J. Epstein Entertainment, the most anticipated new film of the year: ‘Lurch: The Early Years.’

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I would argue that the President of the United States— stunningly demented and depraved — is entirely incapable of behaving with dignity. To date, the closest he’s come to being dignified is not reaching into his Depends and flinging his poo, like a chimpanzee in a zoo exhibit.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

MAGAt: What’s ‘brunch?’ A: It’s essentially a late breakfast, combined with lunch. MAGAt: But since we just eat possum nuggets for both, what difference would it make?

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

All of Trump’s garbage merchandise, from gold-painted sneakers to MAGA hats and Trump watches (spelled ‘Rump,’ no joke) is made in China. While this demented poseur talks about ‘America First,’ he won’t spend HIS money here. His phone, too, will be made in a Chinese sweatshop.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Q: Why won’t cases be available for the new Trump phone? A: MAGAts won’t want to hide the cheap gold paint— they’ll want others to know how gullible they are, and think it’ll look good with their red hats. Q: Will the venture be successful? A: It’ll be trash— it’s a Trump grift.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

You realize, don’t you— that if you’d given the House and Senate majorities to the Democrats, we could’ve investigated Musk’s manipulation of the election results and potentially determined the legitimate winner?! Voters chose for Trump to have a clear path to destroying democracy.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

There’s no word yet on why Kristi Noem has been hospitalized. Top bet appears to be that she was chased inside by a pack of alert dogs, and underwent surgery to remove her handgun from her grip— along with full-body electrolysis to look less canine-esque.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

In his novel ‘Les Liaisons Dangereuses,’ Pierre Choderlos de Laclos wrote, ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold.’

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

If Kristi Noem and her husband get divorced, who will get custody of their d— oh, that’s right. Never mind.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Perhaps Merrick Garland will address this issue in one of his frequent speeches to the Federalist Society. Treasonous mother-fu*ker.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Q: If Trump were an animal, what would he be? A: Easy: a Komodo dragon. Big, lumbering, awkward, and stupid, he infects and poisons everything around him and then sits there and watches it die. Q: Wouldn’t that apply to the entire Republican Party?! A: Why, yes. Yes, it would.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

America. Where a man said things like: • Windmills are killing the whales. • We need to rake the forests. • We took over the airports in 1776. • They’re eating the dogs. And Americans said, “We want HIM,” and elected him President. Twice.

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

Also Trump: I’m not letting Pete Hegseth get all the credit for revealing military intelligence or plans— he can’t even put on a good perade!! I’m the big cheese, and no one can reveal classified information better than me. I keep it in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago!!

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So, within a few months, you’ll be able drive a Tesla to show people that you’re a selfish, seditious moron, and then call them on your gold-painted Trump cellphone to confirm it.

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The Trumps are now in the cellphone business. A ‘gold phone made in America for $499.’ If it had any gold on it, it wouldn’t be $499, and NO ONE is making cell phones in America— and again, not at $499. Who’s moronic enough to order this crap? MAGA! apple.news/ALxS4pyC1RXK...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Americans were too comfortable and complacent when we had an honorable President who knew how to lead. We slept peacefully, but voters longed for the danger, incompetence, corruption, and incessant international humiliation that only a Republican could bring. Now, they have it.

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While I agree 100% with this philosophy, it’s just realistically not gonna happen. Democrats are too naive, passive, and concerned about political-correctness to fight back. While we get our asses kicked, we apologize to Republicans for the strain on their proverbial foot.

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Gee, it’s as if people are surprised by what a malevolent, demented fascist Trump actually is. What a shame that there hadn’t been some way for voters to have known this before the election— like, if he’d failed an extended tryout or something. Hey— wait a minute!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This astonishing imbecile doesn't know the difference between weather and climate. This time, it's not the dementia. He's just THAT FUCKING STUPID. Everyone who voted to put him back in the WH should henceforth be required to have a guardian present to supervise their voting.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Yes, this sign is wonderfully clever, but what does it say about America that it’s an ENTIRELY REALISTIC AND ACCURATE statement about the man we elected President?!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ils mangent les chiens!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Realistic attendance estimates for Trump’s ludicrous $45M military parade are 8,600 people. Even the very smallest of the No Kings rallies across America dwarfed that size. Trump hasn’t been this embarrassed since Stormy pointed and laughed the first time he displayed Lil’ Donny.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Trump-loving gunman who killed MN state Rep. Melissa Hortman & her husband, and who shot Sen. John Hoffman & his wife, has been captured. Q: Why are crazed killers nearly always MAGAts? A: Trump and MAGA philosophy promote & glorify extreme violence. apple.news/AS5fXJ-kOQnK...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Trump: No one showed up for my birthday. It was as humiliating as my childhood. Aide: They were all at protests against you, sir. Trump: Maybe the people want me to go. Aide: This isn’t about whether the people appreciate you. It’s about stealing everything and crushing them.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

While I’m as pleased as any other anti-fascist about the wonderful turnout at No Kings protests around the nation on Saturday, wouldn’t it have been easier if Democrats had just bothered to vote last November?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Wasn’t the agony of da feet how he got out of military service and avoided Vietnam?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

It’s time for me to remind Americans that electing Trump wasn’t their only mistake at all. Had they not ceded control of both Houses to Republicans, Trump could largely have been restrained, neutered, and ultimately, impeached again. Electing Republicans is ALWAYS a fatal error.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

And yet another example of: • Trump breaks something that’s working fine • Trump reverses when he realizes he broke it • Trump expects credit for “fixing” the problem he created MAGAts are unable to follow this chain of events because they’re imbeciles.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Perhaps more people would’ve shown up for Trump’s absurd parade if they’d been assured that Trump wouldn’t actually be there.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You can read her thoughts from here: ‘How did I end up married to this miserable dementia patient? Just look at this pathetic old rapist! WTF am I doing here?! Oh, right, it was the money— definitely the money. How much longer must I wait to have it all to myself?!’

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Trump’s nearly 80. He’s tired. He has dementia. He can’t stay awake at ANY event. Not at his own trial, not at the Pope’s funeral, not with the Saudis, and not at his own military parade. He’s not a leader, he’s an incoherent ALF patient. MAGA did this to America. Fu*k MAGA.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Precisely. There’s no way that demented fascist won all 7 swing states. And his assassination stunt was as pathetically faked as can be. Everything about Donald Trump is a con. Of course, he knew he had 77M idiot marks in the U.S. electorate, and that was all he needed.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

MAGA: How dare you try to take away our right to spread polio?!!

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Worst President in “modern history?” Really? Please remind me of the others who’ve challenged his level of corruption and incompetence in the past 249 years. I’ll wait.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

That’s the way it’s SUPPOSED to be. But, in reality, Americans voted to abandon democracy, elect a King, and elevate the entire Republican Party above the law, freeing them to engage in unbridled corruption on every imaginable level as they gut the Constitution.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

With Bibles, tokens, & watches, Trump made millions, disclosures show. MAGA Kid: Pa, we all hungry. MAGAt: We ain’t got no money for vittles. Right now, I gotta get me one of them Trump watches. MAGA Kid: But— MAGAt: Quit whining. You sound like a lib. apple.news/AF90-mlyySzq...

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Study: We also found that after surviving Covid, unvaccinated patients had lower IQ scores. Dr.: Oh, no, their scores were already low, even before contracting Covid. Study: What makes you think so? Dr.:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

She can’t go as herself. She’ll scare all the kids— and the dogs. Oh, the poor dogs.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Rain is predicted for Trump’s offensively-narcissistic and inexcusably-wasteful third-world style military parade in D.C. on Saturday. Will Trump stay in the WH to protect his hair, and claim that tanks can’t drive in the rain?

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Q: Sect’y Noem, there are calls for your resignation after you had a sitting Senator handcuffed & dragged away merely for trying to ask a question, & then lied about him “lunging” at you despite video clearing him. Noem: Well, then thank goodness he didn’t have his dog with him.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

They’d have no choice but to explain it to you as if you’re 5. That’s the highest level on which MAGAts can think, reason, or speak.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

But— but— but— if he’s both deeply dishonest & painfully dumb, he’s the prototypical Republican. He meets all the criteria to take a job that he’s completely unfit to do, like every Republican officeholder. Remember: the entire party is filled with diabolical, nefarious cavemen.

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