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Can we just get DEI back in the control towers at least

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Hear me out: a scholastic book fair but for adults

submitted 19 hours ago • 95 comments

I drink my coffee black because I’m an adult who enjoys suffering. If I wanted something sweet, I’d eat a cupcake and cry in the shower like a normal person.

submitted 22 hours ago • 49 comments

[drive thru] Me: Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger... *Grim Reaper appears in passenger seat* Me: *sigh* fine, and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?

submitted 23 hours ago • 30 comments

ALWAYS more coffee, divas - ALWAYS ✨☕✨

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.

submitted 21 hours ago • 20 comments

(morpheus voice) show me

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

Some sound advice:

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sleepy dragon

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living the dream but it’s a nightmare

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I ain't fraid of no pizza

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

eating is such a scam. you do it and then sure enough you have to do it again a few hours later

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Just taking it 13 tacos at a time today

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.

submitted 2 days ago • 166 comments

With tired eyes and coffee breath, we all begin our Monday trudge that feels like death.

submitted 2 days ago • 124 comments

( ´ ▽ ` )つ──☆*:・ﾟ[ #art #bat #urmom #drawing #sketch ] 🦇🦇🦇

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

they call me 007 0 lines of code 0 commits 7 open issues

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

Me restarting the song because I blinked on my favourite part

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Having four cups of coffee to calm the nerves

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

just my two scents (coffee, cannabis)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sleepy noodle

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

casual Kimberly

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 7 days ago • 136 comments

the worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you like why does this happen

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Please talk with your loved ones about Ruby Bridges. Read “I Am Ruby Bridges” by Ruby Bridges 💛 The first Black child at an all-white public elementary school in Louisiana. She was only six-years-old when she made history marching into that school. Ruby Bridges is living history. She's only 70!

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

when you push the vaccum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

they stay hydrated

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Just wonderful writing on the 60 Minutes piece on President aMusk dismantling of USAID "The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people." Well done.

submitted 10 days ago • 311 comments

Octavia Butler was a black female science fiction writer who won several awards for her works, including Hugo, Locus, and Nebula awards. In 1995, Butler became the first science-fiction writer to receive a MacArthur Fellowship.

submitted 10 days ago • 117 comments

Snowing for an eternity so I decided to do a craft. And actually finished it!

submitted 10 days ago • 33 comments

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

submitted 10 days ago • 178 comments

I hate going somewhere and bringing a jacket, like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this jacket.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

when ur music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments