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I’m convinced most older alien abduction stories were just people who had really bad adhd and didn’t know it. Like oh you blinked and 3 hours just disappeared and all of a sudden it was dark out and you didn’t remember how you got to your kitchen? Like that is called Thursday.

Get your popcorn ready.

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Ever feel like life is just siphoning the energy out of you from all angles? 😣

Me, too. substack.com/@nnhuyhuy/no...

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

You know how PG-13 movies are allowed to say the f-word once without penalty to their rating? Work should be the same way, like just give me one (1) consequence free F-bomb a day and I promise to use it in the most SPECTACULAR fashion

Looks promising 🤔

Wherever you are on Earth, you're seeing the same #Moon. But how you see it -- its orientation, the direction it waxes and wanes -- depends on where you are on the planet. Join me on this thread to find out more about how different people see the Moon...differently! 🌕🔭🦛 1/9

/It’s too easy to go crazy… music.youtube.com/watch?v=IL1X...

Miss these guys… music.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIp...

What’s up @lsdunes.bsky.social ?! 😜

All of us…

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎

Puppets…

Look, you can spiral and still be loved. You can be fusilli. I would make Mac and cheese with you in a heartbeat.

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doing the therapy my parents should have done is trickle down therapy

Good meowning! ☕️

Stop doubting yourself, you dumb motherfucker.

Absolutely brutal.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Like yes I love my coffee but also being alert isn't really all it's cracked up to be either right now so idk

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

Such a good track- it’s been a while. music.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvV...

what do you want

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days

The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

So excited about the #Diggnation reboot and to join in as a Groundbreaker! 🪏

A shot of @treznor.bsky.social in #FragileRock