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It's like Donald Trump never watched Ben Stein's lecture in Ferris Bueller...

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It's like Donald Trump never watched Ben Stein's lecture in Ferris Bueller...

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So is Kieran now the King of the Culkins? Cuz I feel like Macaulay had that pretty well sewn up for decades. Then Kieran came on pretty strong with Succession. And now an Oscar. Sorry, Rory. I don't think your day will ever come.

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I highly encourage everyone who supports Russia to go to the house next door to yours, annex their kitchen, and strangle their 6-year-old son. When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace."

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I fucking called this. There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing.

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People keep talking about how terrible history is repeating right now. But that also means this may all eventually end with guillotines. So buck up!

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People keep talking about how terrible history is repeating right now. But that also means this may all eventually end with guillotines. So buck up!

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Remember that episode of Succession where they brought in the homeless guy that they'd paid to tattoo Kendall's initials on his forehead cuz they were specifically written to be the worst people in the world? (Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million)

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I will eat a leather shoe, livestreamed, if Elon Musk ever actually sends every American $5,000. Mark it down.

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Okay, while formerly anti-Trump GOPers are craven, opportunistic parasites, I can at least see the logic in stroking off the guy who butters their bread. But greasing Elon's pole while he SPECIFICALLY strips their powers away? Where's the upside? They just come off like beaten worms. It's weird.

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I always see millennials posting about how in love they were with the pink Power Ranger If you weren't in love with an anthropomorphic cartoon cheetah your generation sucks. Gen X forever.

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This is pretty funny - like they were marooned on a frigging ice floe. They were diverted to St. John's, which is one of the most fun places on earth, even in February. Put on a coat and some mittens and go get fucking hammered and laid, you goddamn pussies. It's Newfoundland.

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Dear middle-class people cheering on the DOGE cuts: Please let me know the second the price of something you buy regularly comes down, your tax rate decreases, and/or your wages go up. You fucking dummies.

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There are still people on social media complaining about COVID vaccine mandates. Come on, guys, there have been like 30 bullshit conspiracies for you to fall for and bitch about since then...

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Elon Musk to garble nawdle mista blurg drago. Then, he plans to jimp horgo vazeek. Glurp zurp derp. That's where we are now with this shit.

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Elon Musk to garble nawdle mista blurg drago. Then, he plans to jimp horgo vazeek. Glurp zurp derp. That's where we are now with this shit.

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I mean, as long as we can just change the names of things, I am unilaterally changing the name of every politician who says "Gulf of America" to Fuckface. Senator Fuckface. Congresswoman Fuckface. Secretary Fuckface. President Fuckface. Those names are all official now.

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OH MY GOD! PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME ARE PRAYING! THEY'RE DOING IT PEACEFULLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS AN ENSHRINED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT! LOOK AT THEM — THEY'RE WEARING FUNNY HATS AND NOT BOTHERING ANYONE! WE BETTER GET THEM OUTTA HERE ASAP!!!!

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has officially changed the name of New Mexico to Other Arizona.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has officially changed the name of New Mexico to Other Arizona.

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OH MY GOD! PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME ARE PRAYING! THEY'RE DOING IT PEACEFULLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS AN ENSHRINED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT! LOOK AT THEM — THEY'RE WEARING FUNNY HATS AND NOT BOTHERING ANYONE! WE BETTER GET THEM OUTTA HERE ASAP!!!!

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I'm not sure these Jesus Gets Us people spent much time actually listening to Personal Jesus before choosing it for their commercial...

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I think Jon Batiste added all those extra "land of the free" repetitions just to keep President Deep Vein Thrombosis on his feet, holding his arm up in a salute, for an extra 30 seconds. Bravo.

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SOMEONE GET ME A RED FERRARI, STAT!

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SOMEONE GET ME A RED FERRARI, STAT!

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Dumb people who think they're smart people are the most annoying people.

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Dumb people who think they're smart people are the most annoying people.

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I am very, very, very, very, very good-looking.

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One day I will live in an exact replica of Rutger Hauer's pad in Wanted: Dead or Alive.

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I am very, very, very, very, very good-looking.

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Where do we currently stand as a society on Harry Connick Jr.? I feel like we go back and forth on him a lot...

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I obviously didn't know the man, but I have a feeling, given that the news of David Lynch's passing broke nearly simultaneously to that of his own, that Bob Uecker would appreciate the irony of being a second stringer for his own celebrity death.

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Here they come... www.xbiz.com/news/286657/...

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I obviously didn't know the man, but I have a feeling, given that the news of David Lynch's passing broke nearly simultaneously to that of his own, that Bob Uecker would appreciate the irony of being a second stringer for his own celebrity death.

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It feels like just about the right time for really stupid hats to make a comeback...

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Fucking Neil Gaiman. Come on, man. These guys are really pissing all over my childhood. If it turns out that @stephenking.bsky.social fucks dogs or something, I'm just gonna stop reading altogether.

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Fucking Neil Gaiman. Come on, man. These guys are really pissing all over my childhood. If it turns out that @stephenking.bsky.social fucks dogs or something, I'm just gonna stop reading altogether.

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