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drewfrantzen.bsky.social
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Trash will just always be trash, and the more it's juxtaposed with anyone of quality, the trashier and more pathetic it seems.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

There’s a good Elon.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My lord, what an embarrassing time to be American.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Look, I know she hasn't had a hit in a while, but this feels like an extreme overreaction.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, you mean taking a chainsaw to the federal workforce and the global economy has consequences?!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

FTC. #Chiefs #Frauds #nflmemes #nfl #NFL #Eagles #Superbowl #JalenHurts #Mahomes

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.

submitted 19 days ago • 1656 comments

Josh Allen is just out enjoying the offseason leave him alone

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

While I respect Ben's decision 100%, this does open the door for Prez Mushroom Dick to appoint, I dunno, an iPod filled with Limp Bizkit songs and a can of Skol as artistic advisor? Maybe the corpse of Toby Keith holding an AR15? Just spitballing here. Darkest timeline, folks: it's all on the table.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Getting tired of winning already!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I've been thinking a lot about how Travis Kelce had to put this outfit back on after the Chiefs got their dicks kicked in against the Eagles.

submitted 23 days ago • 18 comments

Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

submitted 24 days ago • 176 comments

WORLD PHUCKING CHAMPIONS.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Not since Prince played “Purple Rain” in literal purple rain. That was a masterclass.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

“Say, Drake…”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

At the moment, I am enjoying this NFL broadcast.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll say it. The new “Eagles” endzone typography is ass.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Boy, if that Fox commercial didn’t telegraph that the fix is in, I don’t know what to tell you.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Trump. Go Birds.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

This. A thousand times this.

submitted 26 days ago • 91 comments

Checking on my manual WP migration, and then I’m locked in. GO BIRDS.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Counterpoint: Harrison Butker.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder why I have literally been marinating in stress the last 10 years, and then: - inherited client site infected with malware - Discovers that the primary builder is likely the culprit as it hasn’t been updated in 4 years. - Buys new license, updates plugin. - Fatal error. - Rolls back. - fml

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think there's ever been an administration populated with this many people who definitely don't like alternative rock

submitted 27 days ago • 75 comments

First purchase from bookshop.org. Kindle integration would be amazing... but I guess that would sidestep the point. @bookshop-org.bsky.social any tips for reMarkable integration?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Finally. Legislation I can get behind. nerdist.com/article/conn...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

good. more like this. don’t give those fucking weasels a moment of quiet

submitted 28 days ago • 46 comments

I hope Jason Kelce crushes a beer can on his head. Preferably a full beer. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Trump. Go Birds.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I need the Morissey cover of “Dead Skunk” more than I need air. www.nme.com/news/music/m...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Red scare alive and well deep in the heart of Texas. The definition of “keeping your eye on the wrong f**king ball.” apnews.com/article/texa...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Not gonna lie: it has been a delight to disassociate entirely from the circus of news coverage over the last 2 weeks and just focus on sportsball and recording. The cracks have appeared, and my level of outrage is building like a geyser, but ignorance is blissful. I shall miss it.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I desperately want the Birds to curbstomp these jokers into a fine paste.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Bills/Birds. Rub it on my gums.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Who had “Fox shows Touchdown illustration of Will Shipley” on their BINGO cards?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Bills/Birds. Rub it on my gums.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, eat shit. Eat all of the shit.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Me at 5pm: “Ok, so NOW is when these College football playoff games get competitive. Cool!” Me at 6:15pm: “Is… Is Oregon ok?”

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments