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Caustically optimistic. Potty mouth. FILM NERD 2.0. Netflix's VOIR. MASTERS OF HORROR. '80s ALL OVER. FEAR ITSELF. I helped break the Internet. Sorry about that. Keto for life. Read my Substack newsletters! (he/him)
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Fuck ICE.

watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD and had a chuckle thinking about the in-universe tell-all book about the aides who knew president ross was the hulk the whole time

TFW Katie McGrath sends you an Irish care package 🍫💚

It is truly unbelievable how much this looks like Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau teamed up to make their own Mission Impossible.

Used to find this whole thing annoying but eventually realized hobbies entirely separate from what you do for a living are what we all deserve

I can't believe Tee Public approved this! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7497...

Instantaneous impulse buy. Bring us home. americanaatbrandmemes.com/products/hol...

I love this shaggy-ass film. drewmcweeny.substack.com/p/the-hip-po...

The enemy of my enemy can still be a stupid pigfuck.

In other news, I don't understand the ACCOUNTANT movies.

Man, it feels like there should be a title card at a certain point in BALLERINA that just says: CHAPTER TWO - THE RESHOOTS. That is half of a really fun movie.

Saw a thing about War getting a star on the Walk of Fame, which made me think of "Why Can't We Be Friends?" which made me think of this weird novelty record from when I was five and I had to track it down and it was this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Jaws

Amazing. Respect the lede.

ELMER FUDD: *inside the criterion closet* miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

Tomorrow.

I am a husband who has a husband and I have never been as gay as the "Alpha males" on Twitter who are constantly talking about other men's phalluses and testicles.

In other news, now that "TDS" has bled into Elon Musk's fanbase & thrust the MAGA cult into a full crisis over the big piece of shit bill heading for a Senate vote, it's worth noting that Musk is still a Nazi piece of shit, something MAGA still has to contend with regardless if the bill passes.

I say this with no hyperbole: if you do this to me, I will burn your bank and your house to the fucking ground. Literally.

Yes! Please! Move the Olympics out of the US... permanently.

Meanwhile, over on Patreon... www.patreon.com/posts/some-s...

CONTACT.

does anyone know how one might go about trying to buy an original Gilbert Hernandez page…

Bill Maher is a racist misogynistic asshole. www.thedailybeast.com/bill-maher-u...

This is very flattering. www.slashfilm.com/942140/the-b...

Natasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future King: Barker: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: King: really? david lynch said that? Poe: steve

I use this myth to weed out potential textbooks for my intro to media class. If the book reports it as truth, I know it’s a bad book and it goes into the “no” pile. I teach the myth in class when we talk about media myth & moral panic.

I think a lot of people don't understand that in a world where everyone uses "AI" to vomit out statistically average text, the ability to use words uniquely becomes a premium skill and a critical differentiator.

Cross your fingers for me around noon today, folks. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal hard.

I feel like I did after the second or third restaurant server asked me “how’s everything tasting?” instead of “do you need anything else?” which is to say: nauseated, because not only is this a script, it’s a corporate manipulation script