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When life gets too much, become a burrito. A sleepy, judgment-free, paper bag burrito. 10/10, would avoid responsibilities like this again #CATSKY #BOOKSKY #CATS

WHY IS IT JUDGING ME? #Cats #Catsky #booksky

CAT!!!!! #Booksky #Catsky #Cats

Freshly Baked Marshmallow Loaf #Cats #Catsky #Booksky #Dogsky #Dogs

9/10 Breaking news: Local catloaf achieves perfect loaf form. Experts predict it’s the fluffiest bread of the year. 🍞 #CATSKY #CATS #BOOKSKY #Catloaf

Oreo Loaf that’s a 10/10 Looking like nice dessert #Catsky #Booksky #Cats

10/10 Loaf status: Maximum fluff, zero crust. This cat is fully baked and ready to judge your life choices. 🍞 #Booksky #Catsky #Cats

Just ate an entire pizza by myself. Don't judge, it's called 'self-care'... and also 'the only thing that can handle my level of crazy.🍕 #Diet #PizzaIsLife #Dirraha #Booksky #Catsky

Fluffy Tiger Bread 9/10 #Catsky #Booksky #Books #Cats

This cat is in perfect loaf formation. Meanwhile, I can't even sit in a chair without pulling a muscle. Life isn't fair. #LoafGoals #Catloaf #Booksky #CAtsky #CAts

Happy Valentine's Day, my lovely chimichanga crew!!! Best followers that ever existed!!! #Catsky #Booksky #Catloaf #Books

Ah, nighttime. When the world sleeps, but I thrive. It’s just me, my intrusive thoughts, and a questionable amount of snacks. Also, if you hear a noise outside… it’s probably me. Or a raccoon. Or a raccoon dressed as me. Sweet dreams! #Dreams #Night #Raccoon #Memes #meme

I'm deep in the trenches writing Dickman, but while we wait for the book to take shape, here's a 10/10 loaf to hold us over. 🥖🐈 #CAtsky #Booksky #CATS #BOOKS #Writing #foundonreddit

9.5/10 fluffy, compact, and slightly judging me. A premium sourdough with a hint of passive-aggression. 🍞🐱 #LoafPerfection #Catloaf #Booksky #Catsky

10/10 A masterpiece of loafing #Catsky #Catloaf #Booksky

I love Cats #Catsky #Booksky #CATS

Just saw a dude jogging at 6 AM. Like… what are you running from, Chad? Your past? The IRS? The fact that you peaked in high school? Anyway, I ate a burrito in bed. We all cope differently. 🌯😌 #SelfCare

8/10 This is a Medieval Loaf, resting upon its ancient, battle-worn throne. The posture is noble, the expression is stern, and the cushion beneath suggests this loaf demands only the finest luxuries. This is not a cat this is a ruler in loaf form, overseeing its kingdom with quiet authority. #Catsky

8.5/10 This is a Faceplant Loaf 2.0, an advanced variation of the traditional loaf where the cat has fully given in to exhaustion or sheer indifference. The loaf form is mostly intact, but the head has fully disengaged from upright duties. #Catsky #booksky #catloaf

9.5 /10 This is an Elemental Loaf Duo. The Bathtub Loaf perches high, observing, while the Floor Loaf remains grounded, contemplating life’s mysteries. The contrast between their colors and positions suggests a delicate balance—yin and yang, chaos and order. #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

9.9/10 This is a Luxury Loaf. Perfectly placed in a plush throne, basking in the sun like royalty. The loaf form is impeccable, the expression slightly judgmental, and the vibe? Elite. #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

8.4/10 This is a Festive Loaf, strategically positioned under the Christmas tree like the greatest gift of all. The form is compact, the fluff is warm, and the expression? Mildly suspicious, possibly plotting ornament theft #Catsky #Booksky #Catloaf

9/10 This is a Brooding Loaf. The loaf sits in deep contemplation, gazing out the window, pondering the mysteries of existence… or just plotting world domination. The silhouette is strong, the presence ominous. #Catsky #Booksky #Catloaf

9.9/10 This is an Ultra Floof Loaf™. Maximum fluff density achieved, with an impeccable loaf structure hidden beneath the glorious cloud of fur. The expression? Regal. This loaf does not simply exist—it rules. #Catsky #Catloaf #Booksky

9/10 This is a Defeated Loaf. The loaf has fully collapsed into Faceplant Mode, signaling maximum exhaustion or deep existential contemplation. The fluff is excellent, the loaf form is still intact, but the will to loaf upright? Gone. #Catsky #Booksky #Catloaf

8/10 This is an Elite Acrobat Loaf™, balancing on the very edge of existence. The form is solid, the confidence is unmatched, and the stare? Absolutely judging your life choices. However, slight loaf instability due to precarious placement knocks off a couple of points #Catsky #Booksky #Catloaf

8.5 This is an Advanced loafing technique known as the Loaf Stack. Perfectly aligned, structurally sound, and exuding a level of loaf mastery rarely seen in the wild. The front loaf looks smug, knowing it’s the foundation of greatness, while the back loaf radiates menacing judgment. #Catsky #Booksky

9.5/10 This is a rare, artisanal, marbled tortie loaf—crafted with the finest chaos energy and baked to near perfection. The structure is solid, the texture is mesmerizing, and the stare? Pure intimidation. This loaf isn’t just sitting; it’s calculating your next mistake #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

7/10 This is not just a loaf. This is a loaf in crisis. One paw dangling, existential dread in the eyes, defying all known loaf physics. #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

9/10 This is an elite-tier loaf. This cat is channeling some ancient bread-making wisdom passed down through generations. The only thing is a little bit of paw but otherwise perfection. #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

10/10 Legendary Loaf. This Cat has truly ascended to the highest level of breadification. I mean Roundness: 10/10, Tail Hiddenness: 10/10,Paws: 10/10!!! #CATLOAF #CATSKY #BOOKSKY

🚨 Cat Loaf Rating Alert! 🚨 This Monday, I'm rating your best Cat Loafs! Drop a pic in the comments or post, and I'll rate them with the respect they deserve. Requirements: ✅ Must be a cat 🐈 ✅ Must be in loaf 🍞 Let's see those purrfect loaves! #Catsky #Cats #Booksky #catloafreveiws

Cat in full grace mode #Catsky #Booksky #Cats

i did this in real life