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If your favorite chicken nugget isn't the boot, then we probably shouldn't be friends

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Why do only the worst songs get stuck in your head?

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The most successful diss track of all time. There's no close second

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Refs already starting with their bullshit #superbowl

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And #Hulu crashed

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Does #Elon have a security clearance? Has he been confirmed by congress? How is he getting away with all this? Aren't there laws?

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Don't look at stock market today. Go to taco bell and eat tacos instead

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When is that Bluesky IPO coming?

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To the winner go the spoils

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Just in case, you know, you thought....

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Quit deleting your celebratory Health insurance CEO assassination tweets you cowards

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, if you see a Health care profiteer getting assassinated in broad daylight, no you didn't

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I'm sure the South Korean Susan Collins is very concerned

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Time for Mike Pillow; Attorney General

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

The algorithm has taken me to church choirs singing like a prayer. A song about deep throating...

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Have any of you all seen my TV remote?

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I ate entirely too much pizza for lunch

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I was trying to get some pictures of that last Trump rally at MSG, so I googled "America First Rally MSG"....wait a second

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A flaccid tortilla

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