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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

The funny thing is any high hopes that Rubio would be better than this was a totally media created narrative from back when he was getting magazine covers as the future of the party. Nobody paying attention ever saw anything but a sad opportunist.

Every hour that Pete Hegseth remains in his role, America is less safe. Call your Representative now and tell them it’s time to #FireHegseth (202) 224-3121

Good luck today, Canada 🇨🇦 elbows up!

Needed time to relax. Still do. We lost great people on Friday as part of the deferred retirement/Fork program. The Gov as a whole, and IRS in particular are losing subject experts. The terrorists are destroying your government. You pay for us. We work for you.

Still growing in numbers! Way to go, everyone! Thank you to all involved keep making good trouble!

NEW: Andrew McCabe and I bring you up to speed on the Alien Enemies Act cases including Abrego Garcia, Andry Hernandez Ramero, Frengel Reyes Mota, and ALL the people disappeared to El Salvador. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

Correct headline: "Vulnerable Floridia pensioner realises he's been scammed by Russian mobster"

Rolling Stone: A Venezuelan couple were released after El Paso fed judge David Briones furiously shredded the conduct and claims of ICE agents making the arrest: “The court takes clear offense to respondents wasting judicial resources to admit in court it has no evidence.” 1.

Democracy Docket is currently tracking more than 200 cases that will decide the fate of our democracy. www.democracydocket.com/cases/case-s...

So ... Kristi Noem's purse was stolen from a fancy DC restaurant from under her chair in front of her security detail by a masked man who turned out to be an "illegal alien just like the kind Kristi Noem has been warning you about" is that right? Convenient coincidence.

Congress is back from recess after the weekend. Will anyone file articles of impeachment for expelling a U.S. citizen who is 4 years old and also has cancer.

It is fundamentally bizarre for the White House Correspondents Association to be holding a celebratory dinner as the press pool and briefing room are being taken over and manipulated for partisan purposes.

Hey @nbcnews.com you should really clarify that the "official" you mention in the headline is Trump Stasi Ed Martin. I 100% don't believe it., nor should anyone else on his word alone. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

You can’t “deport” a US citizen, just like you can’t “return” a book you bought to a library.

This was part of the $250M election donation deal.

I really wish reporters would stop saying that there is an effort by the Trump administration to combat antisemitism. It is quite the opposite. There is an effort to foment antisemitism. forward.com/fast-forward...

Immigration authorities are separating families, deporting children w/o parents' ok, perp walking state judges; in short they are out of control and bypassing courts wherever they think they can get away with it. Looking forward do discussing w/ @alexwitt.bsky.social on @msnbc.com at 1:25 PM ET.

services like Wikipedia and the Internet Archive need to start looking into relocating their data out of the country. just say "fuck you" to the people trying to shut you down and go rogue if you have to. their missions to preserve information require breaking the rules in an age of bookburners

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We all know what she’s praying for. 🙏

Stealing kids and secretly shipping them to a foreign country is the definition of child trafficking, isn't it.

Trump’s very stern 5th warning to Putin that he better agree to a ceasefire or else (he posted the first one in January) is really working well. Maybe if he makes another Truth Social post the 6th time will be a charm.

these motherfuckers are making me stare at shipping charts nobody outside the shipping industry should have to stare at shipping charts

The Golden Age of Corruption www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

Stephen Fry's argument against God and His morals.

If you kidnap and disappear a 4-year-old with stage 4 cancer, you should at a minimum spend the rest of your life behind bars. If you do it as part of an ethnic cleansing program, you should do your hard time at the Hague.

This is Day 15. Still 0 deals.

"He might have a pen, and he might have a phone, but what he does not have is the constitutional power to run this country like a dictator." - Barack Obama

What are we doing here, you guys?

6 weeks ago today, planes flew a few hundred people to El Salvador, where they’re being held at CECOT — a place from which Salvadoran officials brag no one is ever released — at US expense. Their continued detention there is our continued shame.

This is how you accurately write a headline. Rolling Stone gets it.

Who would have guess America would be in this situation when the ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION is a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR...🤔🤔

Rep Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and Sen Cory Booker (D-NJ) are executing a marathon live stream on east steps of Capitol Rep Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, says GOP House budget will gut health and nutritional assistance programs

* Shein Hikes US Prices as Much as 377% Ahead of Tariff Increases @bloomberg.com

If the Supreme Court - especially THIS Supreme Court - no longer takes DHS at its word, corporate media probably shouldn’t either. Just sayin.

Youth turnout in 2024 was only down 3% from 2020. What killed us is that young voters shifted right by double digits, caused by far-right youth groups outspending us nearly 10:1. If we want to avoid that in 2026, left-leaning youth organizations need to be better funded.

If Biden, as president, had fallen asleep at the Pope’s funeral, it would have been the top story in America for days. Trump falling asleep at the Pope’s funeral today won’t be, because our media is broken.

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Has the White House told us that the 4-year-old cancer patient belonged to MS 13 yet? It’s only a matter of time.

If you support the deportation of children with cancer and the vilification of immigrants and you believe that the New Testament is the Word of God, get ready to fry in hell.

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 43 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.