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Been working through a rewatch of 30 Rock and man, there are some moments on here so funny that I don’t even laugh. It’s like beyond laughing. I’m just in awe of how intentionally stupid some of this stuff is. Incredibly funny show

We’ve got the first false spring of the year up here in NH and while I know it won’t last, the sunshine and warm temps makes me not want to die

Elon Musk welcomes 63rd child, a boy named Scartavius Spacetech

I keep a tide pen in almost every room of my apartment. You never know when you’re gonna be a sloppy dumbass

Bad loss! Easily winnable if they kept getting it to Tatum. Credit to the Cavs. See you in the ECF

This Cavs Celtics game is so damn fun

Just spent four days in the studio making an album with my pals and damn do I wish this could just be… you know.. my every day life

I’m not one to stop a movie. I always see it through. However, I’m about 20 minutes into Independence Day Resurgence and I might have to shut this off. This is such a steaming pile of shit I’m kind of in awe

Ads on streamers that make you choose an “experience” are perhaps the most insulting commercials of all. It’s like asking if I’d rather stick my dick in a blender or a jar full of razor wire and vinegar

There is a chunk of dialogue towards the end of The Monkey that is so stupid that I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s so fucking funny

I can’t wait to see The Monkey tonight

All of my ads on every app are currently for water fountains for cats. I don’t even have a cat

I once again have made coffee that isn’t completely terrible. I am a god

Time to add another to the list

All Star Game? SNL 50th Anniversary? Sorry, I went to bed at 7:30 đź’…

Bodies of Water.. now there’s an underrated ban

Is 4:30 too early to go to sleep? Probably, right?

Only one way to save NBA All Star weekend. It’s a 1v1 tournament. Literally the only thing that will save this boring, dogshit product

Dunk contest is cooked product. I frankly don’t care about Mac Maclung dunking. If you can’t get NBA stars to compete, just cancel the thing. This shit is pathetic.

I do find it pretty funny when people only post their significant others on Valentine’s Day. That shit is like a jump scare

Who the hell are any of these celebrities in the celebrity game

Just made myself weepy writing about the truly all powerful energy that is Love. I am such a sap. I am a soft romantic sap. Guilty as charged. Throw away the keys.

Maybe it’s because I finally had therapy today but I feel like I got a few more years of “it is what it is” in me

Big day over here. Finally bought more socks so I don’t have to rotate the same four pairs and do laundry over and over simply because I need socks

Seems perhaps it’s now advantageous that I am someone who does not use eggs very often if at all

Jayson Tatum is my lord and savior

Looks like shit

Going from a 2007 car to a 2022 one makes me feel like a caveman discovering fire. I can stream music? From my phone?? There’s a backup camera???? It doesn’t make strange noises when I accelerate?????

Why are there also porn bots on this app too. Can we not

Just saw Sabrina Carpenter with black hair. I gotta sit down for a minute.

Tickets for the Monkey have been purchased 🫡

*the doors voice* people are chill, when you are normal, faces look normal, when you are chill

Probably a good thing that my mental stability almost exclusively depends on Tatum hooping

IG algorithm is throwing out some heat today on the explore page. Hell yeah dude I want this on a shirt

Lots of dreams about being haunted by a demonic presence lately. Must be a good omen

our split with @hauntdogphl.bsky.social is out now! open.spotify.com/album/4Vlceq...

Seeing if a friend wants to hang Friday and obviously they can’t, it’s Valentine’s Day!

Now me? I’m the kind of guy who likes a good New England winter. However, I am now over this shit

Hello again, my beautiful dunks 🥲

Why are there ads for Jesus Christ

Simply must say go birds

This game is so over they’re talking about Payton Pritchard’s wedding