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I am a PHP/Python programmer living in Austin, TX. I also dabble in AI-generated images for fun. The banner is Ned Flanders in Army of Darkness, BTW.
Ping me if you would like a custom-generated banner and I'll happily see what I can provide.
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WTAF?
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Can you show an example credits page? I'm having a. hard time envisioning the idea of actually designing that vs. just typing it.
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I still want one of those. Also, a VW Thing (which is still. more attractive than a Deplorean (cybertruck)).
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The 80's called (on an analog phone) and loves that outfit.
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I look them straight in the eye, and in my most deadpan, staring-into-the-abyss voice, I tell them: my degree is in drama.
Then I weakly honk a clown horn.
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Just give yourself a day off to think about whether you want to work there or not.
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Wait. Does that now mean I'm now a hetero-normative trans male … woman … Goddammit. I am so confused.
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There is a lot to unpack there, but I have more important things to do. Measure my toenails. Scrape my tongue. Practice winking my eyes sim … symmnonomaously. Practice spelling "symmetrically".
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That … is impressive. I wish I could see that in person. I'm pretty sure my brain would lock up.
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If it's artisanal, it means you care.
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Apologies for the delay - what I meant was for it to look for scatological terms in other languages, if there are any.
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Hmm ... beef, onion, garlic .... Tomato sauce ... Vinegar ... errrm ... Worse ... woos ... I, what? Chocolate - that's actually authentic. Chili powder. blah blah ... cloves? Allspice?!? A ... bay leaf? WTAF? What does that even do at this point? And ...
served on spaghetti? Fuck you, Cincinnati.
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Yeah? Then who’s this dead guy rambling in the corner? A ghost? Ha! As if! … wait …
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I used a comprehension to build a bunch of generic classes during the import of a library inside the library. Coming from PHP, that felt so wrong, I was worried I would get banned from using Python forever.
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I'm of the "Cut'm loose and let's see what happens" school. But, I was also like that about Jesse Ventura running for Governor of Minnesota and I don't remember that working out well.