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I like Guilty Gear, I also draw murder mysteries. I also draw a comic about monsters. Professional Kairi Shishigou Fact Bot. Voiced by Doc Hammer. 日本語上手い!!
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what having internet friends is like

submitted 37 days ago • 35 comments

While I do feel bad for eating octopus because I know they’re pretty smart critters, have they considered not being so fricking delicious? Omnomnom

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I know everyone is like “your boss is not your friend” and while I objectively agree with that, my boss just gave me tako senbei and *free tickets to Enoshima* for my trip later this year so I’m pretty sure she’s becoming a friend whether I like it or not

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

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My boss is back from vacation in Japan and we all took bets on how many emails she’d have and Chris 2 wins because of Price is Right rules except no one got even CLOSE to the whopping NINE HUNDRED TWENTY EMAILS she has in her inbox Can I get an F in the chat for the boss 😭😭😭

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

crabs in a bucket | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

This makes it look so tame, when what they mean is "keeps you from cranking your hog" they should have had the box as a cock cage.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Traditional #orb #チ doodles Sketching w highlighters is kinda the goat

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Try as I might, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to replicate D’s beauty #PetShopOfHorrors

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Full offense whoever decided that televisions “boot up” as opposed to “turning on” absolutely deserves to have their kneecaps broken I fucking hate you

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

I drew my brother’s family on his birthday card and I have to say that my drawing of Salsa is easily the finest piece of work I’ve ever done

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

!!!!! CHIMICHANGA ALERT

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

I love birria tacos because it’s like “what if French dip sandwich but make it Mexican”

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

We’re at a Mexican place for my brother’s birthday and I’m already halfway through a margarita please let me die

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m sitting with my niece in the grass and she’s suddenly able to sit up on her own and I’m pretty sure she’s talking??? Is that normal???

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

@e-meersie.bsky.social MEERSIE!!!!!!!

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Hanging out at the park with my niece, like you do

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Nephew: OK let’s do it Brother: Did you wash your hands? Nephew: No :( Brother: Go wash your hands Mum: Do you know why we wash our hands? So we don’t get sick. We usually don’t ask you to do things just to be annoying Me: I do Mum: 🤦‍♂️

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Cicadas are so cute. They’re such weird little guys

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

FIRST CICADA SPOTTED

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 22 hours ago • 27 comments

Niece update (still bald)

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

submitted 23 hours ago • 33 comments

I’m about to collapse but I did get Taziki’s out of it so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I can’t help but be impressed at how badly Duryodhana does not want to be my friend. Not even Kairi could get him! (I don’t even have him on JP! Somehow I got Bhima instead) #KojivsEngFGO

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments