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Fuck you Linda McMahon. I'm only paying my loans now so the government doesn't harass my disabled army veteran father you fucking ghoul. Go defend your piece of shit husband you human slug.

I believe Trump plays as much golf as he does because he's trying to beat Kim Jong Il's record and has no idea it's fake.

Lithuania showed more respect for those four soldiers than our own president. They held a procession and hundreds showed up. Trump was holding a golf event down in Florida with his Saudi pals instead.

The moment they force Sesame Street off the air we ballin.

They pulled the tariff percentages off of ChatGPT?

When an American Nationalist Neo-Nazi makes his first D&D character.

Wait until they figure out how the internet works. Then we're really fucked.

Conservative Politicians: We're not trying to to take away your rights...we're just removing the regulations that protect your rights.

There's a breed of dumbfuck that treats politics like fantasy football and somehow they managed to convince 70 million people to draft the Nathan Peterman of presidents. TWICE.

Don't mind me, just lamenting the death of empathy while listening to Blues Traveler.

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Pinch Me > One Week

I love roleplay. #40k

I love all the James Bond movies equally.

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York > Home Alone

I was today years old when I found out there was a 4th Child of Destiny.

I like to tip 20% when I can, you know who should really tip 20%? Fucking Jeff Bezos.

It's crazy to me that a majority of Americans will agree that greedy corporations are destroying this country but millions of us thought the best course of action was to elect their Avatar.

Why call it "carbo-loading" when "carbohydration" is right there?