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I am Dr. Neo Cortex! Best known as the arch-nemesis of Crash Bandicoot and future ruler of the world! BOW DOWN TO ME, FOOLS! Posts are managed by my darling secretary and romantic partner, M. Ployee. ((Mun is she/he/they. Occasionally NSFW!!))
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Reminder that Crash Team Racing is one of the best games for the PSX.

nitrous oxide's model from crash nitro kart 3d on the zeebo

#hearmeoutsky Day 25: Playstation! Loxsar: Say what you want about me liking fox girls, but Carmelita Fox from Sly Cooper is top tier video game vulpes. Nicole: No matter the game she's in or dimension she's from, Tawna Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot slays in every way possible. Tomorrow: Xbox!

Every time I see someone compliment one of my mutant creations, I can't help but feel a little proud of myself.

Just dropped The Mysteries of Crash Bandicoot on my YouTube Channel go check it out! Link in replies!

Ah, Crash Bandicoot!

Not bad! You almost sound exactly like me! I should hire you to do prank calls on my behalf!

Chat, I need you to whip some sense into my dear secretary. I love her dearly, but she clearly needs help. Do you see this gremlin-looking man? My secretary is attracted to this man. Why!? He's so creepy! He probably has less hair than I do! His teeth are as yellow as my skin!

Two drawings for ya today! Nina Cortex and Tiny Tiger! #CrashBandicoot #NinaCortex #TinyTiger

Clash Bandicam #crashbandicoot

✨CB: Welcome Back Doc. one my random doodles working on Hight difference poses. i dont know exact story i put behind this one. Steph going in for a hug, glad the doc ok after scheme...*shrugs* #Fanart #SelfShip #OcxCanon #CrashBandicoot #NeoCortex #OC #FC #ART

Orange autism man #crashbandicoot #drneocortex #tawnabandicoot

WOAH! The Crash Team Racing sequel looking N-Sane! #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #CrashBandicoot

(PC) Quit Clowning Around! Point commission for Fanofmanymedia on DeviantArt, who wanted his Crash OC Harry the Clown alongside his brother, Neo Cortex. Given the latter's family history, it's no wonder he branched off to become a mad scientist bent on world domination. #CrashBandicoot #NeoCortex

I just had to block a user who used Grok to make suggestive images of my niece!! KEEP YOUR AI SHIT AWAY FROM MY UNDERAGED NIECE, YOU SICK WEIRDO!

Austrailian swamp hen photographed in New Zealand. The Australasian swamphen (Porphyrio melanotus), commonly known as the pūkeko in New Zealand. #photography,#birds,#naturalists

Roses are red Violets are not

chat I am so tired #art #crashbandicoot #fanart

As a Crash Bandicoot fan, it disappoints me that people are still thinking that Sony owned Crash even today. In truth, Sony EVER NEVER OWNED Crash, Universal did. They always had the rights until 2008 where Activision owns Crash and until 2023, Microsoft buys Activision, meaning MS owns Crash.

Ya can’t get more cartoonishly evil like this guy. #drneocortex #crashbandicoot #cortex

youtu.be/R4IBHTIYiMU?... Heyo all! Got some more Twinsanity gameplay up on my channel. Enjoy! #Gaming #Crashbandicoot

creepy eepy crack corn #CrashBandicoot #pixelart #fanart #drneocortex #UkaUka

Fun fact about me: I canonically recognize fascism as a bad thing. There is a cut voice line from Crash Tag Team Racing where I call Uka Uka a "floating fascist". Yes, your favorite evil doctor is antifa! AND PROUD OF IT.

Valentine’s Day drawings (my selfships)💗 — N.Tire spending some quality time with N.Oxide on the Crash Cove🏝️ and Dr.Astra Roida with Dr.Neo Cortex singing some evil songs together on the blimp🎶 — #Art #Valentine #DigitalArt #Selfship #CrashBandicoot #NeoCortex #DrNeoCortex #NitrosOxide #shipart #OC

Finally done with the last page and reposting dingo-dinner comic in it's full glory :D #art #comic #crashbandicoot #fanart

Okay, explain this to me: HOW did a complete idiot like Elon Musk manage to take over the United States of America!? I'm an evil genius, an alumni of Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil, who's been trying to take over the world for YEARS. HOW DID THIS MORON SUCCEED WHERE I'VE FAILED!? I need a drink!

Okay, so Dynamite Anton is terrifying. But... Satan, on the other hand... he's... ... strangely hot??? He's so evil... and so... big...! 💛

I realize I haven't been posting very much since I got here. To be quite frank, it's been very difficult for me and my secretary to get back into the groove of things. Truth be told, we're not feeling it as much anymore. It's hard to be a fictional supervillain when so many evil people exist IRL.

I desperately need context for this... but somehow I don't think it will help.

So this game called ANTONBLAST just came out and... I don't know why... but this Dynamite Anton guy rubs me the wrong way... there's just something awfully familiar about him that I can't place. I wish I knew what it was...

When I played Hi-Fi Rush, I couldn't get this picture out of my head, so I had to do it. Tawna Bandicoot as Peppermint. Peppertawna, if you like <3 (March '23) #CrashBandicoot #HiFiRush