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Once known as IronMikeGallego. I wrote a few things before I had kids. Recovering A’s fan. Combat sports wunderkind. Anti-Stratfordian. The most followed account on Bluesky. https://deadspin.com/the-trouble-with-floyd-mayweather-1605217498
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The man deciding what federal government programs get funding is high as all the freakin' kites in the world.

Cold Update: I am more phlegm than man.

If you aren’t familiar with them, the PatriotHole videos from Clickhole are the best thing they ever produced, and that includes the “Heartbreaking: Worst Person You Know…” meme. Cannot recommend strongly enough. youtu.be/R0QU0ER78Rw?...

Q: Now do pay attention 007...this may look like an ordinary Pepsi bottle, but you will need to piss in it during your thirteen hours shift in the warehouse, as order fulfillment must take precedence to any bathroom break. BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.

McConnell made the announcement as he was tumbling helplessly down the Capitol steps.

Donald Trump called the NY Post, posing as an entirely-fictional VP at the Trump Org named John Barron, to plant a story that Madonna had asked him out on a date. And he got caught doing it. The Master!!

Always. Read. Chris. That is all.

NEW: WIRED can confirm that Edward "Big Balls" Coristine is now listed as a staffer at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which is exactly what it sounds like, along with another DOGE technologist. This is by @kimzetter.bsky.social