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“Appropriate? Not really. But it’s me, and I can’t help it.” - Mariah Carey
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The Internet can NEVER convince me that Chloe Bailey isn’t HER. “Surprise” alone is better than 90% of mainstream music rn. And the fact that on top of dancing and vocals, she writes, composes and produces a lot of her solo music AND Chloe X Halle’s. There’s a reason the GOAT endorses her.

Dolores wastes her fucking vote on Tom every other episode

Edibles be kicking my ass 😂😂😂 Like I am worked over

Far be it of me not to have a fucking cocktail on National Margarita Day

“If you gonna give a nigga help, then help the nigga

I’d learned to suppress my more feminine traits growing up. I wasn’t out when I pledged, they made jokes but it wasn’t a big thing. After crossing, I hid it as much as possible. I was having (good) sex with girls cause fucking a girl meant you couldn’t be gay so I kept a new name on my list

I’m just trying to do 20 little days without drinking and life insists on whacking me. The good is very much outweighing the bad but this bad warrants a cocktail

I didn’t want to but I did it anyway

Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W

I need to be able to make my remote play a sound I can never find that damn thing

Let me watch Dorit cuss these hoes out for the 14th straight week

Thurgood Marshall held this seat before him. Ketanji Brown Jackson is on the bench WITH him. It’s Black History Month… No - the fuck - he is not.

I don’t even budget no more, just hope for the best

What makes someone say “imma go to the gym and trim my nose hairs”