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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

submitted 33 days ago • 275 comments

I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin”

submitted 112 days ago • 59 comments

Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs

submitted 135 days ago • 19 comments

imo The Ramones should’ve recorded a Pet Sematary-esque song for every Stephen King film adaptation, e.g. 🎶I don’t want to be dining at the hotel from The Shining/ I don’t want a blowjob from a bear🎶

submitted 143 days ago • 123 comments

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

submitted 144 days ago • 49 comments

Maybe it’s corny but this time of year I love sneaking into the kids’ bedroom and just watching them sleep, imagining what their Christmas morning will be like. Will they get everything they want? Probably not all of it. I mean this house didn’t even have an alarm system.

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