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To complete their friendly wager, Senator Hoot Jugman (R-IN) will provide Senator Dirk Racewar (R-OK) with Indiana’s most prized delicacy: a brick of deep-fried hogs faces.

Neither Indiana nor Oklahoma should have federal representation, basketball teams.

“Non Contact”

I think next they’ll trot out Schumer for Cuomo and then maybe Hillary for Cuomo.

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

This is one of those “drumbeat” things that @mtsw.bsky.social talks about. They’ll do one every day.

This is all a distraction from gambling. Keep gambling

candy is lowkey goated when a sweet treat is the vibe

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Fundamentally, American media culture places more prestige on being wrong cleverly than being right simply. They’ll spend 50,000 words sucking off a Nazi with a polysyllabic vocabulary before they interview the nice lady who volunteers at the animal shelter because she likes dogs.

Dems should come out now saying that none of these sales will be honored by the next Dem administration and any land that’s taken will be returned at gunpoint

If the Wu be Michelle, mayor of Boston and doing quite well If the Wu be Brianna, eesh, you don’t even wanna

To win a more affordable NYC, we need a Mayor AND a Council that puts working people first. Re-elect @shahanafrombk.bsky.social for District 39!

Mafia media is so funny. Ohhh we’re a bunch of fat Italian men kissing each other and crying. You MUST respect us.

I got this very racist anti-Shahana Hanif mailer, but the photo isn’t even a wolf in sheep’s clothing, it’s just a wolf

I’m sorry Brian Wilson went crazy looking for the perfect melody or whatever but all the best Beach Boys songs are about driving fast cars.

Andrew Cuomo doesn't live in NYC and hasn't for 30 years. He's not interested in being the mayor or creating a better city. He's going to be one of the worst mayors in this city's history. A bunch of people who should have retired from public life a decade ago are doing all they can to torture us.

“You should double- or triple-team your opponent’s worst player.”

When Trump's attacked our city, I’ve fought back and won. With Brooklyn families being priced out of our homes & neighborhoods, I know we've got more work to do. This is my community. I’m in this fight for you. VOTE BY TUESDAY. Confirm your poll site: FindMyPollSite.Vote.NYC

SOUNDS LIKE MAYA NEEDS TO QUIT SULKIN

We’re done here.

Many years later, as he faced the editorial board, Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani was to remember that distant afternoon when his father told him to abolish ICE

Bill Ackman’s company has five employees in New York.

Brad Lander sounds like a @cheatlines.co name.

It was the direct intervention of Tucker Carlson that prevented Trump from attacking Iran in 2020.

Mamdani is asked constant inflammatory questions about the intricacies of Israel-Palestine but nobody will ask Cuomo, “Hey why don’t you live in New York City?”

when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

One of my local 7/11s is always putting up these foreign language signs trying to introduce all the tourists to products that are popular among the locals and I think that’s adorable 🥰

I am an America media executive. I worked for Tronc, Qwikster, Quibi, InSect, MAX, and Vafe. I am worth $400,000,000.

Matthew Yglesias panting, complaining about his ass-mar acting up, as he hopelessly paws the ground looking for his glasses.

Matthew Yglesias panting, complaining about his ass-mar acting up, as he hopelessly paws the ground looking for his glasses.

Brad has been released and the crowd breaks into a chant of “Free them all.”

I really wanna go to Iran. 28 UNESCO World Heritage sites and they all seem amazing.

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