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shit and art and sometimes more. He/Him 🔞 sometimes. All of my posts reflect the exact beliefs and opinions of my current employer AI freaks: cull yourselves Buy me a coffee ☕️: https://ko-fi.com/docmarcel DM if interested in buying what you see.
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Love in the time of Defluoridated Water

Get yourself a job that doesn’t pay well but everything is so disorganized and fucked up that you can walk in 5-10 min late every day for 4 months straight and your bosses don’t say anything because they haven’t noticed because they know shit is fucked. My job rules in this aspect.

Afternoon project #artsky #artistsofbluesky #printmaking #ink

Washboard ass

ALWAY'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

Afternoon project #artsky #artistsofbluesky #printmaking #ink

The voices are back and, honestly, they’re making some good points

I’ve gotten like 5+ work emails this year that some related service that the school district uses has been hacked and customers’ personal info has been stolen. Is this just how it is now? Is every company you have to use going to be eventually hacked and your identity potentially stolen? Fuck, man.

Locally sourced cum available upon request

Anti-vax conservatives worship Nurgle

Barfsack Ocrumbo

my self esteem has been through the roof ever since I started getting the anti-fat injections that stop my stomach from digesting food and make my intestines fall out of my ass

Big Tits Elevator 2

We’ve had that for years

The cia trying to kill Castro:

Married to the grind 💪 💪 Divorced from reality 😜😜 Flirting with disaster 😈😈 Fucking my own ass 🍑 🍑

Thinking about reading the first few pages of Moby Dick and then convincing myself over the next decade that I read it and loved it based on half-skimming the Wikipedia plot summary

Who up waxing they poetry rn hmu

Space tourism is so dumb. it’s hella wasteful but also if someone told me they went to space and looked at the earth, my immediate reaction be “That’s it?”

Arguing with people online is fun until you realize you’re butting heads with a guy who wants to fuck pikachu. Not a sexy version of pikachu but the actual mouse version

say goodbye to the roof of your mouth, bitch. Welcome to the fuckin party

Sith Master Darth Jared

Nasonex bf; Flonase gf

Day 13: Nightmare

Just one more tariff bro I swear bro just one more tariff and we will be back on top bro just one more tariff cmon bro just one more please bro don’t let the Chinese win bro just one more tariff please bro please

Every video game should have butter that you can eat

Epicanthic tits

they should invent vaping that looks way cooler

you'll never be rid of him

drunk driving a cruise ship would feel so good no cops to harsh your buzz and no lines just you and the sea on your face and 3,000 souls who like your hat

White Chode-us

I’m built like this

Self with lion hat and bastards for tits, from 2022 (drawing)

Vibes are fucked. Chain smoking incense sticks isn’t helping. Getting my gillie suit made of sage