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šŸ„Hobbies: Golfā›³ļø, TennisšŸŽ¾, KartingšŸŽļøšŸ„ šŸ„­the girl yr favorite girl wishes she could bešŸ„­ šŸˆAll Natural, HunnyšŸ˜˜šŸˆ šŸ(itā€™s-a me lmao)šŸ
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Chocolate Muffin is the Cool Aunt of breakfast, in this essay I willā€¦

days off be like awaken from snooze haphazardly check social media and like posts return to slumber repeat

opened this app and realized i didnt post this earlier, my apologies to all the pretty girls who went unrecognized

pilot the eva mulder or scully will have to do it again

whatā€™s your sign?

I'm just looking for the right woman (to call Daddy)

if uā€™ve ever thought about kissinā€™ me, we are Valentines now

i am literally always saying this. 100 is very hot, 0 is very cold, and the outliers past that are not relevant to most humans

post whimsical lyrics from musicals that turn bleak in the voice of a film noir private eye. iā€™ll go first: ā€œthereā€™s a sad sort of ringing from the clock in the hallā€¦ the bells in the steeple too.ā€

*grizzled sailor voice* cancel culture, she be a harsh mistress

Dick-A-Thon continues: just finished Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? for the first time, nw Blade Runner: Final Cut to compare, since i havent seen it in several years either at this point.

good morning, sunday morning

*screenplay by Tommy Wiseau in hand* iā€™m trying to get better at reading The Room

iā€™m loading this work laptop into the trebuchet next ,

wake up babe, new DOGE executive just dropped

turning off all the power-save features on my work computer, as a form of silent protest

i guess you could say iā€™m ethically nonmonogamous

yeah, i eat hole for breakfast donut hole

canā€™t wait for warmer weather so i can wear my Lui-G-String šŸ’š

gettin a nude and texting her back ā€œNoted with thanksā€

crocodile death rolling in the bath

there is a vast gulf of difference between ā€œfurryā€ and ā€œpeople who like humanoid animal charactersā€ but alas, my dumbass friends are without a boat and I am not Noah

i donā€™t really smoke much weed because it makes me feel like i unlocked the portrait/landscape rotation sensor on my brain

*forgetting the word lobotomy* doctor I need you to circumcise my brain

shoulda been born Australian the way i yearn to spend all my time in the bush