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Just a vermin poisoning the blood of the country.
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Don't seem to be hearing much about those Qanon whackadoodles these days.

Excuse me cancer, wrong president.

Reminder for people working on their resumes, in a few months no one will be able to prove you weren't a Regional Manager or executive Vice President at Rite Aid.

I've been accused of being on the autistic spectrum, and maybe I am, maybe I'm not, I dunno. But I do know, that I would never go swimming in a river full of shit, unlike the current secretary of Health and Human Services.

Every time a news alert comes to my phone I'm like "Maybe he just died" The funny part here is that every one of you knows who I'm talking about without me saying.

In today's mad scientist news, I now have the capability for a completely solar powered 100 watt HF radio station, with a permanent or portable antenna. One step closer to being ready for the apocalypse.

The bright side of Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa not becoming Pope is that he won't have to change that awesome name.

Being retired means knowing the weekend is coming only because the New York Times crossword becomes impossibly hard.

If they tried that old "four out of five dentists recommend Trident gum" commercial today, fifty percent of the population would believe that 5th dentist, and say the other four are shills for "big dental"

So had they not given me the gift of termination, I would have ended up an unemployed 55 year old BS pharmacist in a PharmD world. Instead I built up equity in my store that I sold to them for a large retirement check. The goddess of pharmacy has been kind to me. drugstorenews.com/rite-aid-pur...

In the 20th century, Europe almost self-destructed and passed the torch of Western Civilization and values to the United States. Trump is throwing it back at them. Europe is gonna be the place to be for the next 100 years.

I just bounced a goddamn radio signal off a satellite as it whizzed by and got a response back. Please clap.

Mrs. Drugmonkey and I are in a battle over the squirrels in the yard. Seeing them as pests to her garden, she wants to kill them. Seeing the baby squirrels frolic and play, I want them to live. It leads to exchanges like this. "Look at this giant squirrel hole!" "Did you see the squirrel dig..."

@altnps.bsky.social from tiny Three Rivers, CA, today. Gateway to Sequoia National Park.

I'm watching the pre-election night analysis on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. No yelling, nobody just trying to make propaganda points. Actual factual news. Oh how I want to live in that country.

Donald Trump may or may not be a racist. You never know what's in someone's heart. But...the people who are racists, the ones who make no bones about it, the klansmen, the nazis, and all their little friends, they sure do seem to love Trump, don't they? Tells you everything you need to know.

Apropos of nothing, here's why while I believe that although there probably is life throughout the universe, we never have and never will see aliens on this planet. First, there is a pretty solid concensus that it is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. Any planet that...

It's just not the independent drugstores being forced out of business anymore. At the rate it's going, Walgreens won't be far behind these guys, then we can all enjoy that famous CVS customer service. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

Don't look now, but the leading edge of Generation X will be eligible for early Social Security next year.

Yesterday's prescription prizewinner. Lidocaine patches, apply one four times a day. Pharmacy is like copy editing. The copy editor gets no glory, but try writing a book without one.

I just got paid a little over a hundred bucks Caremark owed me from 2023. Lol.

California now has the world's fourth largest economy. Because liberals don't know how to govern in the real world. How you doin' Mississippi?

Was grumbling about getting out of bed to protest the orange sack of shit again this morning. Saw this lady and realized it was almost literally the least I could do.

Remembering a few years ago when I had to call the DEA to renew my CSOS certificate and was on hold for two hours. Woe to any drugstore peeps that find themselves in a similar position today.

Your periodic reminder that RFK Jr's dietary choices led to him contracting a brain worm.

I still get emails from vendors from when I ran the store, and I've had more than one now from suppliers explaining how they're gonna have to jack up prices because of the tarrifs. Trumpinomics in action. And we're just getting started.

It's important to remember all the gee whiz technology of today doesn't make you any happier. You are just as happy listening to your Spotify playlist as your parents were listening to their 8-tracks

Thinking about getting a Truth Social account to troll the Trumpanzees. Don't really want to contribute to the success of that place though.

I think the thing I am most proud of in my pharmacy career was how I single handedly cut through a mountain of red tape to be able to give COVID vaccines in my middle of nowhere town. There are probably people alive now that wouldn't be if I hadn't. Yay me.

RFK's buddies want you to believe budesonide is a cure for measles, but big pharma doesn't want you to know because they can't make any money off it. Trust me, if it were effective, big pharma would patent a strength that doesn't currently exist, call it MEASELIDE, and charge you $10,000 a month.

Here's something funny. The billionaires who lined up with Trump, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, all their ilk. They lost far more billions in the the market meltdown Trump created than they ever would have paid in any Kamala Harris tax plan.

"In the end, they never really recovered from losing the Drugmonkey." Agreed every Wall Street analyst. drugstorenews.com/rite-aid-rep...

Dear stupids, You really think all those people you saw yesterday were paid protesters? Really? Have you seen any want ads recruiting them? A canceled check? Anything? You don't think a right wing citizen journalist would have signed up to expose what's going on? You people are dumber than rocks.

One day you're young and careless, and the next you have a favorite pharmacy.

@maddow.msnbc.com Tiny Three Rivers CA, population 2300, got 175 people to turn out at the gateway to Sequoia National Park

Went to a "Hands Off!" protest today and I know of two legal green card holders who were afraid to go because of their immigration status. Land of the fuckin' free baby.

Seems like a good day to remember this.

Happy recession day to those that celebrate.

The amount your pharmacist hates you is directly proportional to the number of times you say "the other one"

Somewhere out there are people who bought Tesla stock at its peak and have lost half their money since December. Ha ha.

Thanks Wisconsin. I do loves me to watch a Republican get his ass whooped.

MAGA: "I'm not voting for Biden because he ruined the economy! Prices are too high!" Members of the Trump administration have now admitted his tariffs will most likely increase prices. MAGA: "YYYYYAAAAAYYY!" Just in case you were wondering why they're considered morons.