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The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness » Firbolg vagabond DNDRP | MVRP | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current level: Druid 12 (3.5e) art by AnaCarolina_Art
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A massive figure, over 8 feet tall, emerges from the lake and approaches him. "...Yes?"

...Sighs

Yuck

Sighs and turns into a sparrow

(Remembering her fighting seaweed to get at a single fish) ...I see.

Perhaps 'm'lord' is not worthy of such loyalty.

Oh, okay. Good luck!

(darting away to the watery depths - only to emerge from the lake and tower beside her in their natural form) ...What are you doing?

(Controlling the plants around them - forms a wall of entangling seaweed) Stop that!

Absolutely.

I am advising against that.

I am fish in the lake.

It is. She did better than any of them expected - and so quickly.

Esra will find the druid ~insufferable~ when next they meet.

"...Oh!" They tap their staff so it stops expelling pollen. "My apologies!"

@druidicdreams.bsky.social is too tall. [ @wastednobility.bsky.social & @magicgremlin.bsky.social ]

Frosty the Snowman was a Sim-u-la-crum.

She is looking directly at you, young one.

Sometimes situations resolve themselves, don't they?

"I had my eyes closed anyway. I can offer you each a shoulder."

"...Look me in the eye and tell me the two of you will not topple right over." And bring them down with them.

"...Would either of you like to climb up?"

"Ahem." Precisely one inch taller than the towering pair.