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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.

Might actually use this now cause the boar has finally made the other app borderline unusable instead of just painfully shit

The Gentleman Prankster—whose so-called "pranks" were wrong and illegal—has been apprehended and is now in international police custody.

Martin Springett

"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin" *smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"

"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?" "No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is" "Then what do they call it?" "They call it Robotech" "Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?" "I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"

I like how India and Pakistan have funneled their race war into sports. It's like Space Jam

"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?" "No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is" "Then what do they call it?" "They call it Robotech" "Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?" "I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"

"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin" *smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"

Knew this tall as shit Indian dude in high school that looked exactly like Zyzz but obviously less muscular so for the longest time I thought Zyzz was Indian Still don't know what race Zyzz is. The only thing I know is that he was natty

"Consume media". In a few years people gonna start unironically referring to food as "sustenance" like it's normal

No, no, no. You gotta listen to the way Parisians talk. You don't say "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese," or some shit like that. You say "Royale with Cheese". And if you're ordering a Big Mac you say "le Big Mac"

They gave Wings of Redemption the lightskin stare

Was flipping through my collection of DVDs and found this collection of westerns I bought for 20 bucks at a Cracker Barrel Never went through em. Any notable ones I should check out from this bunch first?

Peter: Holy fuck Stewie we're a tweet on Twitter dot com Stewie: Goo goo ga ga I don't think the baby should be allowed to talk

Philippe Druillet

Today's comics obsession is how Enrique Breccia draws a waterfall.

You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a second plane

One of my friends watched the video Mauler did on Ant-Man and he said the first 3 hours are just him summarizing the movie He spent 3 hours summarizing a 2 hour movie

The invention of the iPhone was the irl Third Impact

The brand of criticism that surrounded Rob Liefeld's work was honestly in the same tier as CinemaSins. Half the stuff people had issue with didn't matter or were deliberate stylistic choices they wouldn't give a fuck about if they hadn't already decided they hated him

Sometimes I think about how the Elon Musk episode of the Simpsons was the start of the show starting to have arcs and continuity. Him bankrupting Mr. Burns sticks around and they have several follow-up episodes where Burns is in financial strife as a result of Musk

Was watching Chibi Maruko Chan with some friends and we noticed this dude looked like Dimple from Mob Psycho 100. Was wondering if One drew from this cause the design for Saitama was taken from the kids book Anpanman. Maybe his design inspiration is spoofing children's series?

cant talk rn, doing whatever this is

Kow Yokoyama

Wallace Edwards

Yoshitaka Amano

Love holding off emptying your Recycling Bin. Just did it now and gained like 75GB of space. Shit almost made me cum

Pierce Brosnan watching Malcolm in the Middle season 4 episode 19

Kal Penn with his husband

Found out Kal Penn was gay after going down the homosexual Obama rumor rabbit hole

Imagine that book The Giver. Except it's with Doug Walker and he's just telling you about old shitty children's films

We need more people to remember it so you don't have to

Showed my normie friends The Passion of Joan of Arc and man Cillian Murphy really does have a biblical ass face cause they immediately compared Joan and him

Act VI. Here I donned the guise of a humble job-seeker. A mistake on my part, for it prompted in him a question which gave me pause. Will I continue to take up the Gentleman Prankster trade? Or shall I retire with my Bluesky accounts, a wealth to rival any prince? I want to have at least one more.