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drunctioningfunk.bsky.social
Childless cat lady, retired divorce attorney, former bartender, starting to get really into bird watching
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This guy right here

I think @bajablastodon.bsky.social would appreciate this one 😂

Republicans: basketball players should shut up and dribble Also Republicans: next up is our chief natural disaster correspondent Mel Gibson

"Save the Planet" has to be one of the most ineffectual slogans that has ever existed. The planet will be just fine long after the human species has driven itself to extinction. "Save Yourselves" might have been more useful, if implemented a hundred years ago.

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but... This is what I'm talking about when I say that Trump '24 voters have doomed us all. Anything that could or would have been done to help save our species in a Harris - Walz administration is now just a fading dream.

I really don't have time for this shit. I'm in the middle of biting off more than I can chew and it's going to take me all day

Apparently, no amount of money can fix his daddy issues either

"On January 7, [2021], The Atlantic’s David A. Graham offered a warning that proved prescient: 'Remember what yesterday’s attempted coup at the U.S. Capitol was like,' he wrote. 'Very soon, someone might try to convince you that it was different.'" www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Nobody is coming to save us. Well, maybe gross incompetence will take a stab at it....

I really picked the wrong election year to quit sniffing glue

Just paying this quarter's cat tax. Meet Squeak Montoya