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druu.bsky.social
Brooklyn resident, lazy poster, veteran social media enjoyer @̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋drw (Twitter) @̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋beigeinside (Insta/Tumblr)
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mist me like one of your grocery store cucumbers

I am above all things a little birthday boy so I love whenever the subway scaries are back the news because I get to feel like an action hero

Almost 3pm, school's are letting out, and the weather is beautiful, time to test your unregistered motorcycle's acceleration on side streets of Red Hook

Good omen: THREE AMIGOS! (1986) playing at the bar

We all know Adobe is the leading developer of software that constantly begs you to use AI tools, but did you know you can also use those same applications to edit and assemble various image and text files?

Hadn't considered the human shield/reputation laundering angle when I decided not to have kids.

My work day may not be the same as yours. I transcend time and space, business days are meaningless to me. Please don't feel the need to respond outside your normal working hours; simply conceive of your response and I will comprehend.

If you’ve seen CLASS OF 1984 (1982) you know this is a threat

Still salty about how our comms team asked for an outline and when I sent them one they were like, "where're the analyses?" because over in the research department we call it a *draft* when we do all the work first and assemble it into a legible combination of copy and charts.

Penance post from March 13, 2020

Happy 5th Covidversary to everyone who still thinks society overreacted one of the deadliest diseases of modern times because they lived

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

How do I get the president to do a commercial for me

Kinda impressed how @katiehonan.bsky.social seems to have a hex on Eric Adams causing him and his team to constantly embarrass themselves.

Perhaps a bad decision to live next to a six-lane road that was under a highway overpass for a decade in a very polluted industrial area.

The president doing ads for a car company owned by the richest man in the world while the economy is tanking, how can we collectively be this fucking stupid

Hi I'm a Free Speech Absolutist. Citizens electing to exclude people who use slurs socially greatly concerns me. Official government unwelcome speech lists are fine. I understand the first amendment better than you.

I’m powerless in the face of good chilaquiles

If you’re still going strong with #TheLastDriveIn you should check out the @severinfilms.bsky.social special edition release of Argento’s Opera (@donnerpartyofone.bsky.social wrote the booklet, for which many Phantom adaptations were watched) severinfilms.com/products/ope...

Hey has conservatism become the new punk yet

If I were a billionaire I’d probably try not to keep proving that the left is correct about billionaires

Condolences to the Supreme Court for having to do the right thing. Maybe next time they can fully abdicate their responsibilities but for now there at least a few pesky rules still in place.

I regret to report that Red Hook Tavern is legit (no photos, too busy eating)

If you’re from Massachusetts you can choose not to live up to the “Masshole” label or you can lean the fuck in

Pretty rich calling nonprofits the "biggest scam ever" when the Vegas Tunnel exists. Mars 2020!

Damn Joe Rogan loves to be lied to. Dude just can’t get enough of it.

You can tell how high on the office food chain someone is by how terse their communications are.