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drwkng.bsky.social
man with dog brain
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 50 days ago • 98 comments

nasty fuckin rat

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Nouhou you son of a bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i need this tracksuit so fuckin bad

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

you should be able to gamble on whether a couple will get divorced.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

it’s fuckin nice out

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

these are my sons, Trout and Corn

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

double-egged sword

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This is what I ate for breakfast

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

you know i got that shit on!!

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hello, John Pork

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I call them PUFC cuz they fuckin stink

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the pope has been dead for months. i read it in the newspaper.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i love to be on tenterhooks

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

hawk tuah!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

my passcode for my phone is 1

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

department of Doge more like department of Shit

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

fucker

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

James harden is playing like a real bastard

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

it would probably be so easy to kill mister beast

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Gulf of Woke

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bro is stuck in the Tube

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i had long flowing hair

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

i just gave jeff bezos $10 and he’s going to send me a copy of Smokey and the Bandit on Blu-Ray

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

they’re putting magnets in dog food now

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The Benevolent Henchman

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

superb hole sunday

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

bippus

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

hey stupid

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

i love hanging out

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Jim Johnny Applesauce. Good for hair teeth and skin

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

elon musks i will rip your head of

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Crowbar

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

blocked the menswear guy. don’t feel like i need to see that stuff on here.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

going to see a movie “the brutal list”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

the groundhog woke up and killed himself :/

submitted 30 days ago • 19 comments

inviting my friends over and forcing them to watch Frownland

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My name is Gary Condom

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