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gotta get some more stuff on the books to make rent and bills so 20% flash sale on any commission bookings today

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

A lone kid reporter from Highlights Magazine waits in the empty Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, ready to ask Favorite Male Creator winner MrBeast for his thoughts on war with Iran

@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Ay stranger, get a load of them bulldogs

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊

I believe this place sells neon signs

a lot of people on this website are like 'you have to see this magnificent film, it is an underrated gem' and then it's something like this

The bantam chicks have entered their awkward phase. Spouse: “They kinda look like a kindergartener’s art project.”

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰

Bully LeBoefe, a bulldog who is a British spy in ww2. no one makes any indication they recognize he's a dog. his liaison with the French underground is a poodle who is treated the same way

*this is not sarcasm but a sincere plea* One way to emphasize it is to link to the actual story a) So people can read it beyond the headline and become better informed b) Pageviews are important as a measurable indication <to newsroom bosses> of reader interest in this kind of reporting!

You: A rube with a shower beer. Me: A visionary with one of these, filled with whiskey, mounted to the wall in the shower.

Funny how nobody took that lesson away from JP 🙃

@iwriteok.bsky.social really needed and appreciated your Roar piece today; had seen it ages ago and defended the movie as "it's something I haven't seen before! That has value even if I don't agree with it!" and felt a little less insane today.

All crew, My position is Security Chief, not Klingon Ambassador. I will not answer questions about how my people used to look. Worf

Friday at last…

"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

I remember all too little of the interviews I did with rock stars when I was briefly employed as the music critic for a national newspaper, but there is this.

my childhood pets as adventurers (2019)

Dredd done with fill lasso tool in clip studio.

Thunderous applause, things of that nature.

The only good thing about April Fools was ThinkGeek, RIP.

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog