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I don’t ever wanna hear about Bernie bros again. People liked him because he tries to do the damn work

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Gimmie 30 minutes and a blunt because I wanna pick that brain of yours

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Up the villa. Let’s go.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

VILLA FROM THE SET

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Not that I actually believe in the institutions to do much protecting but there’s not a single chance 400 congress people will vote to overturn the 22nd. So he’s either gonna just stay and cause issues or the gop will hand pick his successor Elon or some shit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Now it’s Kendrick Perkins. Yall really hate me

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Being an incel doesn’t even make sense. Even Elon gets laid and he’s probably the biggest loser in the world

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How you want to be my friend and you didn’t even save my number. SMH

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White people sure love mr bright side

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Just got told I look like Kanye. I’m sick. Going to jump into the lake

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I know science is fake these days but someone who dabbles in the fake stuff help me out. Why are some people stronger with their non dominant hand?

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“What was the alternative? We had to give up the Jews. They were going to take our funding. What would we do if we didn’t?”

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Anywho back to my true calling: watching videos about crypto scams and laughing at people

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If that’s your lawyer you’re going to jail lol. Simple logic equation and yet they failed

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Yeah. Real opaque reasons

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Who slanders lasagna?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Your 20s is just about rediscovering everything you've ever loved, but without the shame of being bullied.

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I’ll hit all 50 states at some point but Texas just feels like it should be last. They don’t deserve my money

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They should add corner kicks to hockey. I will not be elaborating

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Stop focusing on the game or politics and look at the fucking score

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“You wouldn’t want a dictator to come in and put in policies you like” Yeah because people are out here slandering FDR everyday. I’d be sooo worried about a dictator that implanted Medicare 4 all and outwardly supported trans rights. Big and scary

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Here’s the thing. Chicago Cubs baseball is on the score

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Time to move to phase 2 of the running program

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Huh?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) If pointing out that ┳┻|⊂ﾉ Republicans are hypocrites ┻┳| worked, it would have ┳┻| worked by now ┻┳| ┳┻|

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Not me. Smoke is for everyone

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Hmm?

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No, but my batting average is like Ted Williams level high

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We must stop white people immediately

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Someone get my guy some retinol cream

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I don’t ever wanna hear about Bernie bros again. People liked him because he tries to do the damn work

Gimmie 30 minutes and a blunt because I wanna pick that brain of yours

Up the villa. Let’s go.

VILLA FROM THE SET

Not that I actually believe in the institutions to do much protecting but there’s not a single chance 400 congress people will vote to overturn the 22nd. So he’s either gonna just stay and cause issues or the gop will hand pick his successor Elon or some shit

Now it’s Kendrick Perkins. Yall really hate me

Being an incel doesn’t even make sense. Even Elon gets laid and he’s probably the biggest loser in the world

How you want to be my friend and you didn’t even save my number. SMH

White people sure love mr bright side

Just got told I look like Kanye. I’m sick. Going to jump into the lake

I know science is fake these days but someone who dabbles in the fake stuff help me out. Why are some people stronger with their non dominant hand?

“What was the alternative? We had to give up the Jews. They were going to take our funding. What would we do if we didn’t?”

Anywho back to my true calling: watching videos about crypto scams and laughing at people

If that’s your lawyer you’re going to jail lol. Simple logic equation and yet they failed

Yeah. Real opaque reasons

Who slanders lasagna?

Your 20s is just about rediscovering everything you've ever loved, but without the shame of being bullied.

I’ll hit all 50 states at some point but Texas just feels like it should be last. They don’t deserve my money

They should add corner kicks to hockey. I will not be elaborating

Stop focusing on the game or politics and look at the fucking score

“You wouldn’t want a dictator to come in and put in policies you like” Yeah because people are out here slandering FDR everyday. I’d be sooo worried about a dictator that implanted Medicare 4 all and outwardly supported trans rights. Big and scary

Here’s the thing. Chicago Cubs baseball is on the score

Time to move to phase 2 of the running program

Huh?

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) If pointing out that ┳┻|⊂ﾉ Republicans are hypocrites ┻┳| worked, it would have ┳┻| worked by now ┻┳| ┳┻|

Not me. Smoke is for everyone

Hmm?

No, but my batting average is like Ted Williams level high

We must stop white people immediately

Someone get my guy some retinol cream

Yes because my taxes are used to bomb people but id like to think my dollars are only for schools and such

Finally. Now I can get the jersey

Would you rather I just skip the formalities and I call you shit?