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I work for Penguin Random House. I put the books you love into the libraries you should visit more. Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.
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Came to the Italian glass blowing showroom full of clowns and everybody knew you

A great example of DEEP red states having a lot of good people trying to fight back. Idaho, Utah, Florida, etc. have to work so much harder to enact real change. Don’t make them a punchline, support them.

I was at work and came out of my office when Parker Posey came around the corner frantically. “Have you seen my dog?” “Um. No?” “Ok, thanks.” Then she rushed off. She was recording her audiobook and the dog had gotten out the door and was running around the floor somewhere. A perfect moment.

Big fat line in the sand today for Democrats. Would be nice if they fought back this time instead of say, setting up a volleyball net and challenging the republicans to a friendly intramural game.

How quickly will we get an email from Schumer asking for JUST $5 to stand up to Noem, despite not being involved in this incident at all and continuing to do absolutely nothing?

Lisa, stop giving out my number

a lot of the people who will chastise you for criticizing Dems instead of focusing on Trump are surprisingly willing to criticize protestors instead of focusing on Trump

Billionaires continue to be super normal

Maybe Happy Ending was absolutely fantastic, I loved every moment and I’m so glad something new and original won. Go see live theatre, nerds!

COLE!!!!!!

Two of the four members of Girls5Eva performed at the Tony’s so far. A gift for me personally. Paul Pell, you’re on deck.

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

This kid rules and these dorks playing dress up and shooting at him are so deeply pathetic.

People protesting ICE right now are heroes. They’re putting their own safety on the line for their neighbors. ICE and the law enforcement that line up behind them are cowards who are tearing families apart. It’s that simple.

I went to a local burger place that I used to frequent regularly last year but haven’t been to in a while and when I walked in, everyone behind the counter excitedly yelled “CHICKEN TENDERS!” And truly, it was one of the most beautiful moments of my life.

Gonna be a real case study in dumbassery when Elon comes running to the left and centrists start being like “we gotta bring this guy into the tent.”

Elon posting a bunch of inflammatory shit everyone loves but everyone still hates HIM. Best of both worlds, baby.

In case you were wondering what the worst possible reaction to this could be

Fox News right now: Hunter Biden? PLEASE SOMETHING ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN? LOOK OVER HERE, PLEASE GOD.

Elon really said "This guy is a pedophile and I knew it the whole time and also still helped him become the most powerful man in the world! GOT EM!"

LET THEM FIGHT meme gonna start getting used at a pace today that will break the space/time continuum and send us into a newer, better universe.

full offense but if you still are an active twitter user i think less of you as a person

The world met Conner4real on this day in 2016 😎

This is just the blanket statement all police depts are going to use now, right? Did it in Worcester, did it here, everyone will just keep lying because there are no consequences.

Republicans: Let's kidnap people off the streets, make everything you touch cost more, and cut all essential services from everyone but the ultra-rich. Democrats:

It is deeply unsurprising that this piece of garbage is the one to lean in to AI.

Apologies Susan, I was not familiar with your game

This man’s put so much poison inside him, he’s gonna survive nuclear winter. Fallout Ghoul-ass piece of trash.

Timeline cleanse

I will not rest until everyone is obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl

Every single establishment that serves food in any capacity should have a chicken tenders (and a vegetarian alternative) option. Every one. No exceptions.

Gonna be a banger