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if this season of AJLT ends with Carrie and Aidan still being together.......

I've watched Star Wars and I don't understand how you're supposed to know how to treat the different creatures. Is the weird guy making noises the mayor of this town or do I ride him like a horse. Or perhaps... both...

what does it mean if I’ve been listening to Madonna’s Hard Candy all week

So, a Fox personality calls for ICE to go to Dodger Stadium and then it happens a couple of days later. Our leaders now just getting their marching orders from right wing media.

This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.

Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement

It's easy to forget now but we had decades of steady advancement on trans rights. The 2016 bathroom bills invited huge backlash! It was only after the media constructed sports and youth medications as 'debates' that opposition moved from the far right to the polite center.

every single thing that Jax says on the new episode of The Valley is more ridiculous than the last

While I applaud Democrats attempting to do *something,* they should not do *this* unless they're willing to walk right past off-brand Steve Bannon. Standing there helplessly, asking to enter, then getting turned away by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt is not a flex. You look impotent to voters.

Somewhere along the line, people got more interested in things Making Sense and Being the Art Police than they were in Art Eliciting an Emotional Response in Them and... yeah, man, if you view art that way, you should work in an office, or plastics, or be an accountant. Art isn't for you, hoss.

loser mentality all around. calling it a "cruel crusade" is immediately contradicted by your assertion that it's just a distraction. this harms kids! "ripping health care from millions of Americans" is the distraction from REPUBLICANS ARE TAKING HEALTH CARE AWAY FROM CHILDREN

what possible reason can there be for this other than abject cruelty or indifference

Ticketmaster I'll see you in hell

Thank you Bravo for making all the guests on the first five-day charter on Below Deck be gay pornstars

GO GET YOUR FUCKING PASSPORTS

John Wick got revenge for her dog, I hope

Rules that have effectively banned all sexually active gay and bisexual men from donating blood and plasma will be lifted, in a world-first move that would expand Australia’s donor pool and redress a major source of stigma for LGBTQ people.

Watches Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning once

When management asks you to include more trending terms in your headlines.

girl what do u want

“I told him it was brutal and cruel.” Minnesota Senator @tinasmithmn (D) pulled Utah’s @senmikelee out of a Republican meeting and confronted him for his ugly tweets blaming Democrats for the shootings of Dems in Minnesota — by a man friends say was a staunch conservative.

The Gilded Age season two finale was soooo cunty I’m so glad I decided to start watching and catch up before the new season

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

“Gender diverse people are living rich and vibrant lives, so long as they are provided the space, support, and care they need from their health care providers and communities.” We need to disrupt transphobic political climates and help make transition easier for all trans and gender diverse people.

getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

why did Lando do that lmao

I looooove this Bugatti Chiron Super Sport. I think it’s the only one with that headlight eyeliner, and it’s just a great two-tone execution in general. The gold dancing elephant in the headrests is one of my fave options

Ballerina must have set a record for most stunt actors set on fire in a single movie

Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

I have to say Next Gen NYC has me hooked

who doesn't love hole? www.jalopnik.com/1885732/peug...

did we ever find out what she did with all that junk inside her trunk

the guy driving this is two inches shorter than me

AI is bad of course but this is also yet another story about how there really isn't anyone you can call if a friend or loved one is having a potentially dangerous mental health episode

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

The Real Housewives of Miami premiere was like watching someone play Mortal Kombat

The soldiers on the moon: