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dspatch.bsky.social

Sarcastic Liberal from New England, Y2K Survivor, Part-Time Astronaut, Inventor of Something, Regretor of Most Things. Love Cats. Weed, 90s Sitcoms, Hondas and like 15 out of the 128 Reese's candies. Also, I shot the sheriff.

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Great idea! Once we are back in control we will seize the mar a lago terrorist compound to sell off and pay the Tesla protestors. If three hours of protesting gets violent Cons a check, just imagine how much the Tesla protesters will be owed for their week of "public service" #TaxTheChurch

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I usually win

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This aged well. Like usual, it's the worst problem ever when a Dem does it but no big deal when a Con/Traitor does worse. Fucking hypocrites. #LockDrunkPeteUp

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Love this lol 😍

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"Mail delivery from the post office dates back to the summer of 1902 and has made the post office a staple of these smaller communities to connect with the rest of the world." We don't need racist red states connecting with the rest of the world anymore. No medicine by mail for klandma anymore.

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Aww regurgitating dumb ideas is apparently the best that Representative G.E.D. can do, shocker lol

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Just more proof that Republican can't even handle the smallest problems. Of course this will get worse...

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😂😂😂

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Why use a magazine when you could hide a body in any Tesla - a place where it's nearly guaranteed to get burned up one way or another 😂😂😂

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I'm calling these D-150s from now on 😂😂

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Yeah I'm sure whoever is still there will definitely be handling this new influx of work rather than ignoring it completely as they look for new jobs on company time 😂

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“A whopping 84% of those devices had shown up at nine or more other protests” 84%?? I wouldn't believe 8.4%. Cons are so used to their echo chambers eating up their obvious lies they can't even make up something believable anymore. From "stolen election" to "massive mandate" to "84%"

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"The crowd’s reaction reminds me of those who cheered for Luigi Mangione after he was charged for the murder of a health care executive,’ Michael Smerconish said this weekend" Reminds me of how the "Jan6 burn abortion clinics party" melts down when the left pulls 1/10th of what they do

Great idea! Once we are back in control we will seize the mar a lago terrorist compound to sell off and pay the Tesla protestors. If three hours of protesting gets violent Cons a check, just imagine how much the Tesla protesters will be owed for their week of "public service" #TaxTheChurch

I usually win

This aged well. Like usual, it's the worst problem ever when a Dem does it but no big deal when a Con/Traitor does worse. Fucking hypocrites. #LockDrunkPeteUp

Love this lol 😍

"Mail delivery from the post office dates back to the summer of 1902 and has made the post office a staple of these smaller communities to connect with the rest of the world." We don't need racist red states connecting with the rest of the world anymore. No medicine by mail for klandma anymore.

Aww regurgitating dumb ideas is apparently the best that Representative G.E.D. can do, shocker lol

Just more proof that Republican can't even handle the smallest problems. Of course this will get worse...

😂😂😂

Why use a magazine when you could hide a body in any Tesla - a place where it's nearly guaranteed to get burned up one way or another 😂😂😂

I'm calling these D-150s from now on 😂😂

Yeah I'm sure whoever is still there will definitely be handling this new influx of work rather than ignoring it completely as they look for new jobs on company time 😂

“A whopping 84% of those devices had shown up at nine or more other protests” 84%?? I wouldn't believe 8.4%. Cons are so used to their echo chambers eating up their obvious lies they can't even make up something believable anymore. From "stolen election" to "massive mandate" to "84%"

"The crowd’s reaction reminds me of those who cheered for Luigi Mangione after he was charged for the murder of a health care executive,’ Michael Smerconish said this weekend" Reminds me of how the "Jan6 burn abortion clinics party" melts down when the left pulls 1/10th of what they do

Impressive level of skill, for a Trump lol #LetsGoBarron

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Love this! 😻

One of my favorite optical illusions 👀🌀