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Im being freaky all day tomorrow. If you see ass mid-day, then just mute me 🤣😂

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

There's another Jurassic Park movie coming? How many more woefully under-prepared expeditions are going to think it's a good idea to go to an island where every other expedition that's ever been there got killed to death by large toothy dinosaurs?

submitted 12 days ago • 101 comments

maybe now is when I finally watch The Sopranos for the first time

submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING." Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..." Me: 😶 Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok." Me: 😮‍💨

submitted 20 days ago • 329 comments

I CAN’T SLEEP

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.

submitted 20 days ago • 70 comments

The Twitter brigades have been out in force on Reddit lately. #webcomics

submitted 21 days ago • 76 comments

Ughh literally forgot to iron this outfit I was gonna wear tomorrow. Now I gotta get ready from scratch (washed my hair tn) AND remember to do that 🥲

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching Wandavision to feel something

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submitted 24 days ago • 435 comments

Not today, Satan

submitted 26 days ago • 381 comments

Did you know? In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine. The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.

submitted 25 days ago • 913 comments

Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"

submitted 25 days ago • 1005 comments

The inner conflict between "I shouldnt spend any money idk whats happening" and "money will be worthless in 2 weeks might as well get pizza because I cant stop hyperventilating to cook"

submitted 25 days ago • 80 comments

We’re 12 days into this nightmare and I’m pretty sure that a couple singing a lullaby about Axolotls on TikTok just helped me avoid a panic attack

submitted 25 days ago • 34 comments

I had to park like 3 lanes away in the gym and now I’m here and people are in my personal space

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

"If you get tired Learn to rest Not to quit" Credit Banksy Fox Friday

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submitted 27 days ago • 32 comments

I wish I decided to ruin my day early today. Nope, I slept in and then wasted time on my phone until I got to work late

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.” If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

A week later and I can't recall a more unifying event for cinephiles than the death of David Lynch; it feels like this democratizing force that stopped everyone in their tracks regardless of what they watch, how they watch it, etc. The collective mourning as tribute felt like a gain, not a loss.

submitted 27 days ago • 27 comments

⏪ The first cable car service in Chicago began on January 28, 1882.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 4290 comments

Round one goes to Team America. We remain in the ring until far right extremism has been completely and totally knocked out.

submitted 28 days ago • 3292 comments

After Joan of Arc was executed on charges of heresy, her mother spent 25 years clearing her name. She convinced the pope to reopen Joan's case and attended the retrial despite being in her 70s and in poor health. The retrial ended with Joan's complete acquittal.

submitted 27 days ago • 11 comments

This man asked me what do I want him to buy me and I asked what’s your budget and he says depends. So I named a few things and he’s like alright, I gotta wait till pay day. Mind you, he reached out to me first. Annoying assfuck

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

watched Interstellar for the first time and honestly it rips?? why was everyone complaining about this movie, "too long"?? "too boring"??? it's great!

submitted 29 days ago • 520 comments

Fantastic Mr. Fox is so gooood

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

Question: Am I the only one physically writing down hard copy notes of everything that is going on because I have a feeling I'm going to be gaslit later on down the line?

submitted 29 days ago • 64 comments

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊

submitted 32 days ago • 1951 comments

Already did 🙂‍↔️

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Are you deadass

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Knowing that over half the voters wanted this… it’s really doing a number on me today. So just know: when I post about inconsequential things like paintings of dragons, I’m not ignoring the world around me. It’s 1) my job 2) a coping mechanism and 3)hopefully a source of enjoyment for you

submitted 34 days ago • 46 comments

Judi Dench says she's totally blind now - can't go out alone, needs someone with her at home - but enjoys she has a built-in excuse not to attend parties or premieres. She'll keep working as long as there are jobs & is thankful for the friends who'll teach her a script.

submitted 35 days ago • 17 comments

It annoys me when I buy a pack of tortillas for one meal I have in mind and then I have to invent so many other tortilla ideas so I don’t waste the rest of the pack

submitted 36 days ago • 239 comments

This was very blatantly a Nazi salute. Don't let them convince you otherwise. They are going to try to tell you what you saw, you didn't really see, OR it wasn't REALLY that it was something else, and you are interpreting it wrong OR they will say it's fake and AI. DO NOT BE GASLIT

submitted 36 days ago • 139 comments

Happy MLK Day!

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

Obama’s inauguration - 28 degrees I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

submitted 37 days ago • 722 comments

Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

submitted 38 days ago • 171 comments

Remember this day. The last full day with a Democratic President. We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺

submitted 37 days ago • 1897 comments

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

submitted 38 days ago • 389 comments

TURN ON THE TV THE HIT THE PENTAGON 😭😭😭😭

submitted 38 days ago • 32 comments

the view from my back yard, 7:05am

submitted 39 days ago • 711 comments

there's a live action how to train your dragon? what the hell is even the point of that

submitted 38 days ago • 172 comments

😭😭😭

submitted 38 days ago • 7 comments

The quality of my recent Uber eats orders have just been diminishing so I’m glad I don’t have uber one anymore but damn!!! I didn’t have time to cook breakfast and I’m not sure which restaurant around me I want to be disappointed by 😭

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments