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i really said "i'm going to be totally normal about not going to Combo Breaker this year" and then halfway through day 1 make this

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At 25 subs I’ll recreate the Ride on Time cover

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Yeah. My job's on the Big Bridge. All I want is one peaceful day. Then The Music starts playing

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Sumo Stabilio Pencil Notebook #63, page 59 2025 May, Day 1 Ōnosato Daiki 大の里 .

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Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

I think something I'd like to do is find and buy a bunch of used VHS tapes and digitize all of the commercials

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

do I become guy who calls every LGS within an hour of me to try and get one (1) Final Fantasy preorder

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✨ LALATHON & ENVIRONMENT DEBUT✨ 📅 May 25th until June 1st ⏰ 12pm PDT | 3pm EDT | 7pm UTC 🍒 NEW 3D ENVIRONMENT DEBUT 🍒 MERCH DROP 🍒 DAILY SURPRISES It's my 3 year Vtubing Anniversary and you are all welcome to the week long subathon celebration!💋 LET'S PARTY!

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attention spans are getting eviscerated out here man

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my white ass LOVES shaking the oat milk !!

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

[looking directly into the sun] someone has to put a stop to this

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NEW: “Former LA Deputy Mayor of Public Safety Plead Guilty to Threatening to Bomb City Hall Last Year” Sounds like the deputy mayor called in a fake bomb threat in an attempt to set up pro-Palestine organizers. Wonder what the city attorney's role is in all of this: www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr...

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"violence only begets more violence" Hmmmm very apt choice of words Mr. Lloyd Doggett I wonder what violence begot this violence

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as far as corny gender options go in kids games, i did laugh at gentlemanly/maidenly/mysterious

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Microsoft employees have discovered that any emails they send with the terms “Palestine” or “Gaza” are getting temporarily blocked from being sent. Microsoft confirmed to The Verge that it has implemented some form of email changes. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/tech/672312/...

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

i know it closet

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every time I see a knicks fan complain that the Haliburton choke hands "wasn't hard" it reminds me how important Knicks/Pacers is to this beautiful sport. Fuck the Knicks fr

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this is how I feel trying to fuckin' figure out anything about the post-credits stuff in blue prince I have like 12 screenshots open at a time just alt tabbing between them

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YES SIR

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it's crazy that people thought Pacers/Knicks was gonna be bad for basketball

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gonna get my pump on brother

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BREAKING NOW: "all major world maps" on the online game GeoGuessr have been privated in protest of GeoGuessr's decision to participate in the Esports World Cup in Riyadh. map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record." full:

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

RIP to The Monster baby

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

I keep seeing ads for ChatGPT specifically aimed at students and we should treat this shit like it’s cigarettes.

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An Evil spirit effected by the Yokozuna Dohyo-iri

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bro no way

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

May his god, or lack thereof, judge him harshly

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Deeply shameful performance this morning. They’re gonna send me to free agency

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

One of my stims at work is to pop the cap just a little off a highlighter then to slap it closed on my upper leg like I’m injecting myself with foxdie

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It’s cool that sesame street is coming back! It sucks that it continues to be locked behind streaming services! Anyone should be able to watch it easily and for free!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sabrina’s Psychic Control #Pokemon

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Blue prince brain: what does this mean……… what’s the puzzle…..

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

You're Not Collecting Any Stars Dressed Like That Young Man

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

let your desire for pussy take your beyond your limits

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Venerable Sariputta one day asked the Buddha, "I have seen a bad post. I think I shall quote tweet it with my added commentary." The Buddha chuckled. "You may do so. You may make your own home as unclean as that of the pig sty. But do not complain when the pigs sleep in your bed."

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

DOG CHARACTERS DOG GAMEPLAY DOG STORY DOG ENDING DOG MUSIC DOG GRAPHICS

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

now, don't be so hasty to claim joe biden's legacy is a presidency that froze us in place ripe for a fresh wave of reactionary takeover all while enabling the genocide of palestinians. he was so much more. he was ALSO the architect of the 94 crime bill which empowered policing and mass incarceration

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I couldn't help it. I had to make it.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Gotta get this fit together for when I finally get to go to the ren faire

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

May he suffer for all his wrongs

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submitted 6 days ago • 23 comments

there's no reason MtG:A couldn't give me one free booster pack every day right. LIke realistically. They're not really protecting any kind of meaningful economy

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Went lilac hunting

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He's doing Blue Prince Day 1 Runs www.twitch.tv/dtjmelons

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Buying a bundle of tarkir dragonstorm but also buying shampoo so the self-check out knows I’m Not Like That

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