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BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH, 2020).
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Vodka over gin any day of the week. Thanks for coming out. I won't be taking questions at this time.

submitted 17 hours ago • 19 comments

One foot in front of the other! I can't stress this enough. Hopping everywhere causes stress fractures in the earth's flaky crust.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

You're all making compelling arguments, but ideally I'd like to see you come out from under the covers this weekend.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

I'm meditating on all of you and sending you peace and calm so you can focus your minds and do what needs doing.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Elbow grease and duct tape, friends. Heaven on earth won't magically build itself.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I know you're distracted by ugliness and you're afraid. Keep your eyes on me to calm your heart, and we're going to keep it moving.

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

Also: nobody goes insane tonight. I'll be doing inventory on minds and spirits in the morning and they'd better all be intact.

submitted 11 days ago • 23 comments

You may all sing me to sleep now. Silently, inside your minds. I'll hear it.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Take a deep breath and hold for a count of seven before exhaling. This will flush out most major categories of demons, who need high carbon dioxide levels to flourish.

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments