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That broad you know from twitter. No, not that one…THAT ONE. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP.
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NOVA is talking about the Key Bridge Collapse in Baltimore. It’s INSANE.

I’m watching Finding Your Roots with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard and if it ever comes out that they’re a bunch of sociopaths or sex creeps, I will walk into the Gulf

People who violate the 15 item or less line and then also need bags and make the cashier bag for them can GET IN THE SEA

My dog used to fight me to stay outside when it was like under 10° outside in IL. Now, he’s perfectly fine with going back inside after he does his thing and it’s only 24° here in Texas. 😂

Happiest of Birthdays to hockey’s favorite Noted Jerk, @joeyerdon.bsky.social. Who is WAY older than me.

Walton Goggins on Armchair Expert is making my day. (Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses!)

I will do immoral things for someone who can get me a Flyers give away Gritty night light

fyi

I’ve been fighting with my IBS for a solid 2+ months now and I’m so sick of this nonsense and feel like a disgusting balloon of a human.

Based AF

Robocop has a PhD in Italian Renaissance art history.

Luther Vandross sang commercial jingles. My mind is BLOWN

If you want to get a sense how Trump has so thoroughly trashed the reputation of the US right across the globe in just one month, here’s Singapore’s Minister of Defence Dr Ng Eng Hen speaking in Munich: “America's image has changed from liberator to great disruptor to a landlord seeking rent.”

If only someone had instead taught him to find the little man in the boat.

can potential energy be converted into big dick energy

When do we start calling him Fuhrer?

If you thought it wasn’t possible—well, here we are. Musk pulled $80 million in funding authorized by Congress straight from NYC’s bank account. The federal government took the funds and called it a “clawback” of taxpayer money. A lot of others would simply call it stealing.

Hey PBS, let’s not and say we did.

I’m sorry, is Bobby Jr a secret Scientologist? Not all of us can be heroin addicts and not fall apart as a person to deal without mental health issues.

Asking RFK Jr. to funnel some NIH money to developing new Tide Pod flavors

Questlove hittin another home run with this “Sly Lives!” documentary. Also, he produced the first version of Someone To Love when Grace Slick was pre-Jefferson Airplane 🤯

Really looking forward to us all dying from measles or getting polio. We have become the stupidest developed country on earth.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MEET A STRANGER IN THE ALPS #RFKJR #DHHS

@95sports.bsky.social I hope you can see this, because you need to www.instagram.com/reel/DF8bPfB...

We are a failed society. Period.