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duckamuck.bsky.social

Every cartoon needs an AD break. 🔞

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I cannot promise it will ever happen, but for my future reference: Please like this post if I have permission to treat you like the Penelope to my Pepe le Pew

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

No I’m not “straight” and I’m not quite “gay.” I’m “overly affectionate cartoon characters who don’t respect my personal space”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Starting my new soft rock band that exclusively does WAM parodies of famous songs, “Goo Goo Falls”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Yeah I spend all day thinking about my kinks. I fixate on humiliating or impractical scenarios that would require a team of engineers to realize. I rarely go a day without RPing or engaging with a hot topic in character. I’m obsessed. Do I ever want to actually DO anything? Heavens no. Video games.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Could a silly animal at least three times my size flirt with me by crushing me like a bag of chips

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

It's my birthday!! Please throw the birthday cake at me (or throw me into the birthday cake either is fine)

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

Same energy

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Extremely excited to announce that getting a dozen pies launched at you via a catapult is, indeed, the best kink thing I’ve ever done

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

what is bro cooking

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

I managed to do one kinky thing at a con!!! And it involved someone mocking me while throwing pies in my face!! I’ve never really done that angle on getting messy but WOW it’s fun!! Educational, informative, refreshing, and also I smell like shaving cream now which is incredibly hot

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Thinking about how much more I’ve wanted to handle suiters than suit myself this con. I think I’m a better character out of suit than in. Mitt means a lot to me, but he isn’t me. I love character performance, but I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to find a fursuit that enhances what /I/ do well.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Feeling so creatively refreshed. Usually before bed I’m lost to kinky daydreams, but tonight I listened to Soda City Funk on loop for an hour and was fully in Leftfield. I rode the Redline to Coconut Falls. I dropped Mitt off at Major Stadium. Being around other toons is like laundry for my soul.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Not to be all "god I wish that was me" but when am I going to get shoved into heavy bondage before being comically left on a railroad track in my underwear

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

they're all painted :3

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

A really big plan I had for TFF didn't work out, which is majorly disappointing, but that's OK! Focusing only on that has allowed me to ignore every other aspect of the con, so now I am running around trying to conjure up hangout and/or kinky opportunities like Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas Day

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Today is Ace Day!! Celebrating by telling me all the things you would do to my null spot

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

It's a shame half-hearted and ill-meaning jokes have been a real wet blanket on this holiday, because I would very much like to be made a fool of. This is a good day to absolutely destroy your duck friend with baked goods because it's just a prank, bro

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I’m very definitively “he/him” but I love being a “she/her” when it comes to comedic performance and also one time someone hit me with “it/its but specifically in the way you’d refer to a tornado or natural disaster” and I resonated with that much harder than I thought I would

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Tar and feathering is something we need to explore more as a community Yeah I’m feathered already, but: it’s still really embarrassing and good

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

💭my hips and ankles all suspended in some ridiculous apparatus that perfectly aligns them for someone to take a belt sander and a floor buffer to my null spot

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s still Marco March! Does anybody want to crush me (romantically)

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Local Duck With The Sex Appeal of a Scarecrow Could Still Really Go For Being Physically Desired Right Now

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

I need a white-gloved and high-energy toon to decide I’m their new best friend and to spend hours every day annoying me and invading my personal space and digging though the jaded rubble atop my soul and pulling out the jovial soul the beats beneath and also we make out sometimes

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment