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Picked up a couple of expensive plants and pots for the GREAT price of zero dollars

Da White Ice Cube says: exercising is ableist

I’m Da White Ice Cube

The time is coming soon when you all need to stop reposting your Bluesky posts and cross posting your posts between Twitter and Bluesky. Your posts are not that good. Some are

would you still hate me if i was a worm?

King gizzard probably never encountered a lizard wizard. In fact it's far from settled that he was a real historical figure at all

firstly i consider myself a male feminist… but sometimes wives can be REAL… i won’t finish the sentence but let’s just say UNGRATEFUL

please. i’ll do anything, just let it go

just bought a Hungry Jacks Whopper and it cost me $75. these prices are getting out of control. one nugget is $10

does any one won’t to admit they have a crunch on me 🥹 👉👈

when it comes to organising question and answer sessions with deaf-mute people, I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy

damn the Chinese really went off when they de facto invented Italian food

A GP quite literally just diagnosed my 2 year old as “too smart” 😎 Sorry if your baby isn’t as gifted as mine, it’s nothing to be ashamed of

Bob Dylan is short for Bob Dylanzhou Beef Noodle

[whispering to date while listening to that’s that me espresso when that’s that me espresso first appears] that’s that me espresso

Booked dinner at Crown 🙏

Michael Jordan was a great basketball player for his time, but let’s face it, things were different back then. Even though I’m out of shape I’m 90% sure I’d towel him up one on one. It’s just a different generation

Antisemitism is at CRISIS POINT in this country. Not Sam Newman though he’s just doing free speech and asking the tough questions

When Longlegs bashed his head into the desk repeatedly… it’s like… why can’t I have that

yes!! get her ass!!!!!

I feel like there was a period there when everyone was talking about Kamala Harris, then a sharp drop off. What happened? What aren’t they telling us?

In every video I’ve seen of Bryan Johnson he has the vibe of someone who has taken The Substance and whose teeth are starting to fall out. But he also seems really happy. He has found a rich guy hobby that he clearly enjoys immensely. Good on him.

Seems to me that some people choose tattoos more or less at random

How would I describe myself… if I had to describe myself I’d describe myself as a self-described larrikin

hehe. hehehe

it’s crazy that in 2025 science still doesn’t know how mayonnaise is made