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duckman26.bsky.social
Blue-collar bear type, widowed, dad to two Boston Terriers, movie lover, and a blue dot in a deep red state.
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I'm not super big down there, but I am thinking about stuffing a monster dildo down my pants and posting photos of it like all of these obvious fake followers are doing. Seriously, what's the deal with that???

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Daddy and Champ are sporting some spiffy new haircuts this nice Saturday after a trip to Sports Clips in North Little Rock. Hayley did a great job on me and Lisa really took care of my boy.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I used to like Greenday. Now I love them!

submitted 36 days ago • 466 comments

When I was a kid and didn't know anything about sex or masturbation, I would sometimes go in my room and put on every pair of underwear I had, like 19 layers of briefs. I enjoyed the tightness and it all felt "dirty" and shameful. Now I'm 52 with an underwear fetish. Go figure. 😋

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

You may not recognize me because of the glasses. *sigh* Was I ever this young? 🤓

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being the kind of person who finds "Impractical Jokers" entertaining. 🙄

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for Christmas is a big

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

My butt remains unfrosted this yuletide. I need a remedy to my conundrum. Anyone?

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submitted 65 days ago • 11 comments

Merry Christmas, boys. XXXOOO Daddy

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

No wonder the Grinch is smiling. Looks like he got his hole creamed.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Well, I'm obviously not a cake decorator, but I try. 😜 I kept seeing recipes for Little Debbie Christmas Tree dip, so I decided to try it out. I'm going to take it to work tomorrow with some vanilla wafers, pretzels, and graham crackers and see if anyone likes it besides me.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

submitted 70 days ago • 789 comments

Nice! I would do the same

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I zip up at a urinal in a public restroom, I say, "Good job, little buddy" to my crotch if anyone else is around. Not always, but just if I'm in a certain mood.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I want you to draw me like one of your French-fried pertators....

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I took Helen and Ginger to see Santa at the Bass Pro Shop last night. It's hard getting into the Christmas spirit without my Joe, but we're giving it a valiant effort.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world

submitted 84 days ago • 363 comments

This Harry Potter tree topper is really cool, but it's ugly as sin. I got it in honor of my Joe, the biggest Harry Potter nut there was. I think even my late husband would agree that it and the other Hallmark storyteller ornaments will be set up on a table next year and not the tree.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Any fellas need some help erecting your Christmas tree?

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