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. Step right up. Step right up and get your MAGA hats right here. Hurry! Hurry! Get 'em while they're still only one hundred and two dollars! .

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. The Island of Misfit Boy Toys. .

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. The better-than-expected job numbers are due to the overwhelming amount of operators hired to answer phones for the 401K Suicide Hotline. .

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. I know what to do. I'll call my golfing partners. .

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. How much do I fool thee... Let me count the bankruptcies. .

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. On the bright side, a malevolent buffoon is slightly less dangerous than a malevolent genius. .

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. Trump should stop using Signal and just turn on the Hazard lights. .

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. Only losers admit to their mistakes...now bring me another bottle! .

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. It's Jeffery Goldberg's fault that I'm incompetent! .

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. Once upon a frightening time in a dark alley... .

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. There once was a fat loathsome bully Who over blind eyes pulled the wooly He's just a scared coward Enablers have powered And his brain has never grown fully .

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. Vladimir Putin went to church to pray for Donald Trump after he was shot on stage at a rally last year, top envoy Steve Witkoff has revealed. The Russian leader also commissioned a portrait of the US president which he sent to Trump as a gift. .

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. If Musk is such a genius, why did he Super Glue® his fingers together? Well, at least he and Pete can laugh about it. .

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#CaliforniaWildFires . Governor Newsome meets with Eileen. .

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. What's it going to be called...Orangeland? .

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. Pete Hegseth has a behavior not even a mother could love. . www.thedailybeast.com/pete-hegseth...

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. Welcome to America... .

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