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Calmer than you are. Ok, not really. Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
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Your girl almost fainted watching me try to balance on the giant thing between my legs. It was my unicycle and I seriously almost injured myself.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

He's not dead, but this still makes me incredibly sad. Pop's the GOAT. And he ran the first basketball camp I ever went to.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

me, starting a fight at the Justified conference: ARE YOU AN AVA MAN OR A WINONA MAN?!

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

Goddammit. I kinda knew Pop was going to kill himself coaching after his wife died, but I still don't want to hear it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Warroad had a chance to be the first girls team to win four straight and this is how they lost.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I have leftover fries, leftover frijoles charros (with chorizo), and pepper jack cheese. I think I'm morally obligated to make Mexican poutine.

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submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

"Donny!" "Yeah?" "We gots a German hear wants ta die fer country. Oh-bliiige him."

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

[dr dre straight outta compton voice] you are now about to witness the strength of civil service protections www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

The other funny thing about this is that he rubs his face on it but it makes him sneeze. So, he's really into it but constantly recoiling to sneeze and then going right back to it.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

We have a massage gun and Beans (pictured below) goes absolutely nuts for it. Like, he stands up and tries to swipe it toward his head to rub on.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

lookit the piece my friend beaded for mardi gras

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

when the pizza rolls are ready

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submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Tina: You're simply the best. Me: What do you mean by that? Tina: Better than all the rest. Me: Oh! Thanks for the clarification.

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

Yesssssssssssssssss

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments