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Cor, close one! Imagine if we were talking about some real sums. www.ft.com/content/9921...

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Every time I go on Bluesky there's something at the top that's like "Having a delicious egg for my lunch" - View full thread - "While the impact of the 1120 White Ship Disaster was profound, it is often overstated - the immediate lineage may have…"

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Pretty mind-boggling that there's a significant portion of the Tory party who have lost power and see themselves disappearing into irrelevance and have gone "I wonder if it'd help if we try open racism"

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this would be excellent news, now we just need to check if children get older www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

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I often wonder if, once every so often, one of these dorks reads over what they've written and has a little moment of realisation. Just goes "Ah. Huh. I've gone a bit weird, haven't I."

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I have absolutely no frame of reference for how long it would take to steal a £2.8m gold toilet so have no idea how I am meant to react to the fact that it took minutes

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Live your life with the blithe self-confidence of the guy who sends photos of what he's cooked for his dinner to my neighbourhood WhatsApp chat, like anyone gives the teensiest flying fuck

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Extraordinarily well-paid professional decides to use bonus to purchase luxury goods and somehow feels hard done by about this

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Made some dinosaur shortbread with my 3 year old. Wholesome-ass Sunday afternoon

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But the question is, does he have the necessary experience in hiring 23 year old dickheads called things like Will or Freddy

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The best bit is the yawning gap between what this says and what she spends her time doing. "I'm the watcher on the wall. Western civilisation is ruined without my stalwart defence." "Right, so how do you go about that then?" "Primarily picking fights on Twitter and going on weird little podcasts."

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Is there any more infuriating phrase in the English language than "gentle reminder"?

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What's your favourite part of a takeaway curry? Mine's the sad little salad that arrives in a plastic bag and immediately gets thrown away.

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Movies you have watched more than six times, GIFs only

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"If you ask progressive people about the issues where they disagree most with the general population, then they will disagree with the general population. More on this story as it comes in."

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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

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Show me two people with insane beef.

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Virdee on the BBC is pretty good, but my favourite bit was when the detective finds an insect embedded in a victim and immediately hands it to a cop saying "GET THIS TO ENTOMOLOGY", which is apparently a department that Bradford Police has

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Our youngest has decided that rather than napping he'll start doing what can only be described as "Paranormal Activity-ing"

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I went to a pretty good university and on the day before we graduated one of my classmates said "did you know that dragons NEVER EXISTED?!" so yes I can believe that it is possible that this guy is dumb

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he's doing the thing again

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NORMAL TRAIN STATION: oh you want to switch platforms? here is a little foot bridge that you may accomplish that act LIVINGSTON NORTH TRAIN STATION: haha you are like a little baby, watch this

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- Log into Workday - Your fingerprint has expired, enter your PIN - Your PIN has expired, enter your password - Validate your password using your fingerprint - Set up a PIN for faster access! - Set up biometric login to speed through the login process!

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Becoming homeless due to Russian air strikes - bad & sad, you may come and stay. Becoming homeless due to Israeli air strikes - you brought it on yourself, clear off. We are witnessing a grotesque spectacle at the moment www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Every time I get an email from Songkick announcing new tour dates the subject line makes me go holy shit, how did THAT collab happen, before realising that it's talking about two separate gigs

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www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/... - Dominic Cummings is such an unintentionally hilarious guy. I've never written a 400-page chonology of Bismarck like he has, but I would not say that spending your days spaffing off on your Substack in a soup-stained vest is necessarily best described as Bismarckian

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Honestly what happened to Black Country New Road. What the fuck is this laundry detergent advert-ass shit. open.spotify.com/track/5Rb1SP...

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