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NEW: Following a series of Presidential Directives and Pentagon orders banning transgender troops from serving in the military and affecting other trans rights, the DOD announced this week that TRANSCOM has been renamed US PENISORVAGINACOM. www.duffelblog.com/p/transcom-r...

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NEW: Following guidance from the President and Secretary of Defense on rolling back the clock to simpler times, a spokesperson for the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Personnel has announced a new recruiting strategy targeting prospective Black recruits.

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NEW: National Guard infantry officer and cable news talk show contributor-turned-Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has ordered the military to paint a white letter ‘Z’ on all tanks, tracks, trucks, “and anything else that is lethal,” sources confirmed today.

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In a groundbreaking move to streamline inefficiency, the Department of Defense has announced the creation of the Task Force of Task Forces (TFTF), a specialized unit built entirely of task forces dedicated solely to establishing additional task forces.

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seems like they are deleting "Enola Gay" because it has "gay" in it apnews.com/article/dei-...

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NEW: Following Vice President JD Vance’s aggressive criticism of Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Satan has expressed his first public doubts about the agreement that brought Vance to President Trump’s side.

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NEW: On the heels of an email from the Office of Personnel Management requiring all federal employees to send five bullet points summarizing their accomplishments from last week, defense company Leidos has been awarded a $10 billion contract to write the weekly emails for every federal employee.

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NEW: Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training

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Happy Retirement Mitch McConnell. Let’s take a moment to remember the @duffelblog.com ‘s finest hour.

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NEW: GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects

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NEW: The White House has appointed retired Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn as a Special Envoy to the region between Vladimir Putin’s ass cheeks, which the administration recognizes as the most critical and sensitive area for negotiations to end the Ukraine war.

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NEW: Theologians say God actually hates the infantry

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“I want to assure my colleagues north of the border that OPLAN Crimson is a mundane planning exercise,” said Air Force Col. Bud Boomer. “It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.” www.duffelblog.com/p/northcom-a...

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NEW: DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough

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President Donald Trump has nominated the Giant Floating Pile of Trash to serve as the next commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, the White House announced Tuesday. If confirmed, the Giant Floating Pile of Trash would be the first floating pile of garbage ever to lead a branch of the U.S. military.

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Trump to the troops:

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Though it has not been verified, it can be assumed that Fogelson himself is also pure, untainted, and still truly virginal. www.duffelblog.com/p/mustachioe...

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“He tried to cut off our WiFi in the barracks,” said Lance Cpl. Jason Armentout. “He was yelling about Wi-Fi causing cancer and ‘leaky brain’. I don’t really give a shit about all that but I was mid-jerk when he cut my Wi-Fi and that shit ain’t right.” www.duffelblog.com/p/navy-corps...

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ICYMI: Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire www.duffelblog.com/p/department...

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Step One: Decide far too early who to blame for this. And it is absolutely critical to work fast before all the facts come in. You have options for which political ideology you want to validate, so choose wisely. www.duffelblog.com/p/duffel-blo...

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Hello Bluesky, America's favorite news source for the military is now here! Follow us for groundbreaking reporting on the Pentagon & inside the ranks — from DOGE being unable to find a single chief warrant officer it can fire to Hegseth's vow to implement a 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy.

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