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duhgraaf.bsky.social
I am the rat the giant rat
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thinking about laika

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who up in they grandfathers parachute pants

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can you believe it we'll get to tell our kids about the first global pandemic and the collapse of the USA all in one decade

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i have been nothing but unhinged and sexy to you and this is how you repay me???

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get lost i'm getting drunk and watching top gear clips

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0/2 rough start to the season

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ate pie for breakfast

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U know those days when the luck is so severely not in your favour that you almost die multiple times after leaving the house and absolutely should have stayed home

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I ❤️ spending $200 a month on groceries for one person 💕💞

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If I had a nickel for every time a celebrity named drake switched their persona to spanish due to irredeemable reputation in the states, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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that plane flipped over in Toronto because they forgot to flip the switch from Australian to Canadian landing procedures

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Bubbles says 😋

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be careful what you say you may harm more people than you think

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*jaws voice* we’re gonna need a bigger rocking chair

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slid off the road yesterday. two people told me I can’t park there. cop came by and asked if I was ok. then told me I can’t park there. it truly does not get any better than this

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you’ve heard of catdog, now get ready for ratrat

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What it feels like when one of my posts gets 20 likes

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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

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Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

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some of my favorite oomfies are canadian, you bigoted sack of shit

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I got cherry whisky and NyQuil complete and I’m going to drink it until I feel better or face god whichever comes first

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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

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I have a platonic boner for 2005 James May

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RAT HOUSE

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everyone shut up look at bubbles

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hold all my calls I’m out here eating hotdogs you can’t pronounce in jorts you can’t even fathom

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When someone asks what I’m doing this weekend

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I should pick up smoking again I miss lighting my last cigarette backwards and experiencing the most unbridled rage known to mankind

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do u think a camera flash is like a line of coke to a moth

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boss: hey can you- me: would you SHUT UP I’m watching the 25000 egg omelette festival

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elon is built Like That so he can have a bigger hitbox. perhaps proof of a loving god after all

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thinking of william howard taft

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no one talk to me I’m watching the lamp

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great news everyone! cheese shaped like rabbit :)

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jennamarbles if you’re out there I miss you

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can someone do something about canada bc why did i just pay $25 for corn pops, milk, and cupcake wrappers

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are you guys seeing this shit

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why tf ice-t doin car insurance commercials

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sometimes I feel like shit about having to move home and living with my mom at 25 and then sometimes she grills me a cheese and then it’s not so bad

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my iron is so low I feel like a ghost

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every once in a while I have paralyzing stomach episodes where I just shake and cry and pour puddles of sweat and they’re horrifying anyways can’t figure out why they happen- ffw to today I laughed probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed and it triggered one so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I love learning

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