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im Cory 🐱 real verified baby California ☀️ she/her MDNI CW: animal death, injury, etc. (i post about wildlife rehab)
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submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

@winemomculture.bsky.social i feel like these would take the place of communion wafers at pop girl catholic church

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

ok actually you'll probably have to say it a few times. unless your outfits are really good

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

its crazy how propaganda has convinced people that they'll be jailed for misgendering someone when in reality u can become a queer hero just by saying "gay and trans people seem fine to me" one time

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

idk i think i just exude BDE (big dyke energy)

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

shout-out to the gas station attendant who knocked on my window and told me the signs saying they were out of unleaded were just a prank before i drove away

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Thomas is ill so i have to be brave and provide for my family (go to the grocery store for treats)

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

thats my guy!!!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

today’s lesbian of the day is: diet coke!

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

oh so its illegal to hold hands? smh

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

lfg

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

am i supposed to know what she tastes like

submitted 10 hours ago • 54 comments

please someone stop the pacers we need to keep the people of indiana humble

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

idea for the NBA: right before half time all the players have to kiss

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

damn rip bonnaroo

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

asking for a "humane" trap to catch a mama and babies...... are you fucking stupid or something

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

i guess in this context “terrorism” is any military operation undertaken by muslims

submitted 14 hours ago • 14 comments

😳 and then what

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Libs be like "This is my family's organic micro plastic facility we donate $1 dollar of profits a year to the salvation army" whereas conservatives are like "This is my family's Traditional micro plastic facility we donate $1 dollar of profits a year to the salvation army"

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

no one who has seen a squirrel carrying a french fry in its mouth could believe humanity's influence on the earth is purely destructive

submitted 15 hours ago • 23 comments

guys u cant play chicken with a train it dont work

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments