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dumb.baby
im Cory 🐱 real baby, friend to all cats and critters, mentally [redacted], chronically annoying, future sims kid SLO, CA she/her MDNI
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holy shit lmao

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

i want to die lol

i was arguing with a guy on reddit (mistake) and i was trying to be respectful (bigger mistake) bc he said he worked with disabled people and i wanted him to see us as human and after a bit of back and forth he started messaging me to harass me so i mean at least i was right about him being ableist

*checks post history* oh its a lawyer. i win

ok but seriously guys you gotta stop posting pictures of your neighborhoods (unrelated to what she's talking about but it reminded me)

its actually kind of nice that every game gets released half finished now. makes it much easier to wait until the game goes on big sale lol

playing caves of qud got me wanting Animal Crossing: Joppa

fun fact!!! sharing pictures of nazi salutes still helps normalize it even if you shake your head the whole time

when you drill down this is really just an argument that IQ is meaningless lol

oh yeah? are you gonna make me? 🥵

someone pls adopt Handsome George 😭😭😭 (San Luis Obispo, CA) www.petfinder.com/cat/gorgeous...

this is some hilarious shit to write about someone who is on the receiving end of the harassment campaign after i asked for some compassion after being told to die by thousands of people, called an abuser, literally couldnt log off because the hate required against me was so bad it extended into irl

... to tell me it's okay if i don't want to make the drive tonight bc they have lots of help 🥹

oh awkward i was texting my shift lead to call out and then it popped up that she was typing lol

its not a migraine because i am in denial 😊

ok im a foot guy now

let him cook

i think so many posts about driving but by the time i arrive at my destination ive already forgotten

oh yeah? are you gonna make me? 🥵

i love when ppl on here argue with me and then are like "i guess you really are a dumb baby 🙄" yes i am the dumb baby. and youre the one arguing with the dumb baby. whos da fool now

FUCK IM SO OWNED . He really got me . iwill neva recova

AP could have been cowardly and rolled over for Trump. “We had to comply or we’d lose [funding/access/privileges]” like so many orgs are doing. It would have been easy for them to say “gulf of America” But it never stops there. They got the memo. Good job AP.

*world's longest fart sound*