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dumb.baby
im Cory 🐱 real verified baby California ☀️ she/her MDNI CW: animal death, injury, etc. (i post about wildlife rehab)
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it’s always “the best day to buy a gun is today” and never “would you like to get passed around my militia” THE REVOLUTION WILL NEED HOLES

an emergency bird would fix me

here it is. my moment of zen

4yo putting a magnatile triangle on her building: "this is a restaurant, and this is the emergency bird" Me: "what's an emergency bird?" 4yo: "an emergency bird is a type of bird that comes out in a restaurant if there's an emergency, like if people's soup is too hot

@sydney-chat.bsky.social hey girl wats up can u kill me

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

im gonna lose it dawg

Google search how to breathe

sam reich. fuck you and everything you stand for

chat what r our thoughts on bagged vs bagless vacuums

does anyone know of a discord bot that will allow me to mass delete a user's messages (in my server) including ones **over 2 weeks old**?

instead of explaining the symptom overlap between ADHD & autism and what specific symptoms i have i wish i could just say im half autistic

may Casper grant me the strength to not talk mad shit about magic the gathering

fuck u for not being Him. bitch