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dumb.baby
im Cory 🐱 real verified baby California ☀️ she/her MDNI CW: animal death, injury, etc. (i post about wildlife rehab)
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it’s always “the best day to buy a gun is today” and never “would you like to get passed around my militia” THE REVOLUTION WILL NEED HOLES

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

an emergency bird would fix me

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

here it is. my moment of zen

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

4yo putting a magnatile triangle on her building: "this is a restaurant, and this is the emergency bird" Me: "what's an emergency bird?" 4yo: "an emergency bird is a type of bird that comes out in a restaurant if there's an emergency, like if people's soup is too hot

submitted 2 hours ago • 9 comments

@sydney-chat.bsky.social hey girl wats up can u kill me

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

submitted 4 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 4 hours ago • 13 comments

im gonna lose it dawg

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Google search how to breathe

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

sam reich. fuck you and everything you stand for

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

chat what r our thoughts on bagged vs bagless vacuums

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

does anyone know of a discord bot that will allow me to mass delete a user's messages (in my server) including ones **over 2 weeks old**?

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

instead of explaining the symptom overlap between ADHD & autism and what specific symptoms i have i wish i could just say im half autistic

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

may Casper grant me the strength to not talk mad shit about magic the gathering

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

fuck u for not being Him. bitch

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment